How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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I really thought it was funny too. Alas, it wasn’t anything I made up. My husband shared it with me first…he saw my feet coming out from under the bed. 😂
Kidding! Heard it from a friend. 😂
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
I've only been working at the bike repair shop for a month and they've already made me their spokesman.
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence that you tried.
(Don’t misunderstand, am having a totally extra awful day mentally and physically - I hate being the oldest and sickest in this family - and that’s no joke)
Another one sent to me today to cheer me up! Not the funniest but hope brings smile to you whether your day is ok or horrible: hugs!
Me: Oh I totally get it now
Friend: Get What?
Me: You know, when things get hot they expand
Friend: Yeah - and?
Me: I’m not fat I’m hot!
Must be it we are having feels like over 30C today a bit unusual for where I live as always have a dusting of snow before Hallowe’en. — not this Fall !
If the TV weatherman has cataracts, is the forecast partly cloudy?
What do you call an armadillo with leprosy?
A dillo.
(Sorry, that's awful.)
If an electrician's kids misbehave, do they get grounded?
If you hit a person with an electric car, can you be charged with battery?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return>
A stick.