How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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A woman was so angry with her husband because he was going to be late coming home yet again! She’d had it and decided to write her husband a note.

The note said that she was fed up with this behavior and was going to leave…and to not bother following her! Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction!

After a while her husband arrives home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he finally came into the bedroom. From under the bed, she could see him walk towards the dresser to pick up the note she’d written. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone! Ya, I know. It’s about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that cute dress I like. I love you so much and can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all those fun things we planned. ”Then he hung up the call, picked up his keys and left.
The wife heard the car drive off and crawled out from under the bed. She was so hurt, angry and filled with rage! With tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what her husband wrote to her!

It said, “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. I’ll be back in 10 minutes.”

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A woman was so angry with her husband because he was going to be late coming home yet again! She’d had it and decided to write her husband a note.

The note said that she was fed up with this behavior and was going to leave…and to not bother following her! Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction!

After a while her husband arrives home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he finally came into the bedroom. From under the bed, she could see him walk towards the dresser to pick up the note she’d written. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone! Ya, I know. It’s about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that cute dress I like. I love you so much and can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all those fun things we planned. ”Then he hung up the call, picked up his keys and left.
The wife heard the car drive off and crawled out from under the bed. She was so hurt, angry and filled with rage! With tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what her husband wrote to her!

It said, “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. I’ll be back in 10 minutes.”

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🤣🤣😂

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Profile picture for Lori, Volunteer Mentor @loribmt

A woman was so angry with her husband because he was going to be late coming home yet again! She’d had it and decided to write her husband a note.

The note said that she was fed up with this behavior and was going to leave…and to not bother following her! Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction!

After a while her husband arrives home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he finally came into the bedroom. From under the bed, she could see him walk towards the dresser to pick up the note she’d written. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone! Ya, I know. It’s about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that cute dress I like. I love you so much and can’t wait to see you. We’ll do all those fun things we planned. ”Then he hung up the call, picked up his keys and left.
The wife heard the car drive off and crawled out from under the bed. She was so hurt, angry and filled with rage! With tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what her husband wrote to her!

It said, “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread. I’ll be back in 10 minutes.”

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If you just made this up, it's a master stroke. I had a great laugh!

Thanks!

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@lacy2
Amen Val !!!!!
I love it.
Jake

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If you just made this up, it's a master stroke. I had a great laugh!

Thanks!

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I really thought it was funny too. Alas, it wasn’t anything I made up. My husband shared it with me first…he saw my feet coming out from under the bed. 😂

Kidding! Heard it from a friend. 😂

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