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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 14, 2023

I'm board waiting for your next corny joke, you rookie! ... I chess can't take it anymore.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 14, 2023

I used to try counting sheep, but I love lamb chops, so I'd end up at the fridge.

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tim1028 | @tim1028 | Oct 15, 2023

People are always making fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet wrench set or want a pulled pork sandwich

I love pasta, but on Friday the 13th I won't eat Pasta A-fraid-o

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ali060 | @ali060 | Oct 15, 2023

Laughter can help with depression. Let's share simple jokes for a happier day!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Oct 16, 2023

About the donut joke-

Hey, that counts as a diet in my book!

I laughed all day about that one!

Hey, everybody-- great series of jokes recently!
Thank you so much!

From the joke-free and grateful,
Anne

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 17, 2023
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People are always making fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet wrench set or want a pulled pork sandwich

I love pasta, but on Friday the 13th I won't eat Pasta A-fraid-o

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That one was a Chef Boy-hardee-harhar!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 17, 2023

I wanted to teach my rooster how to read and write. He's got the reading part down OK, but the writing's going slow. So far, nobody can read his chicken scratching.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 17, 2023

Hey, calendar lady. If it'd been a leap year you would've probably gotten away with it.

Of course, I could be jumping to conclusions about that.

One of my favorite jokes came from the movie, "Fargo":

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates so he changed his name to
VBX-15365?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 17, 2023
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People are always making fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet wrench set or want a pulled pork sandwich

I love pasta, but on Friday the 13th I won't eat Pasta A-fraid-o

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Please, no jokes here about pulling pork.

We're trying to run a clean site here.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Oct 18, 2023

My neighbor communicates with his garden. Yes, Jack and the beans talk.

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