How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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oops got confused, jokes on me, i call then ma circle!! haha
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
The pot called the cattle back.
The Maple Leaf forever!
Perhaps we wood conseed that puns stem from a branch of comedy that leaves people groaning but then branches into laughter once the limbic brain takes root.
...heard today: Why are stadiums so cold?
Cos the seats are all filled by fans!
I was telling her over phone how these one liners make me smile just when I thought nothing seemed funny any more, thanks!
I was a bookkeeper for 10 years. The local library wasn't too happy about it
Valerie,
About "Nothing funny anymore"--
I so agree!
I am really grateful to everyone who posts here. Reading these jokes really, really lifts me up!
I wish I could think of a tree pun or a geometry pun to add here...Nope, I can't come up with one. I'll have to be selfish and enjoy everyone else's
THANKS, everybody! Have a good day!
HI,everyone! Here's a gauntlet thrown, a challenge offered:
About the lady answering the door with a bird on her head...
I feel like there must be a joke / one liner /pun about this situation in combination with the old expression about "a bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush." Something like, "a bird on the head is..." Seems like it should be low-hanging joke fruit, but I can't come up with anything...How about youse?
HAHA- have fun wracking your brains! --- about something other than illness :), nice change of pace, no?
Well, I suppose she could have been considered a birdbrain. 🐦⬛
That's a really good punny comeback.
It gives you a good reason to crow!