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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Mar 30, 2023
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@lagrange5

Question from the ancient philosopher, philanthropist, or philanderer:

Is it true that he who throws mud loses ground?

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🤣🙃🤣

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Mar 30, 2023

For all of you guys that are techies and don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version... it doesn't listen to anything.

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Mar 31, 2023
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@johnbishop

For all of you guys that are techies and don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version... it doesn't listen to anything.

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I knew that!
hahaha!
Great set of posts, jokesters! Thank you!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Mar 31, 2023
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@lagrange5

'The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine."

-Abraham Lincoln

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About quotes on the internet:
This is a true story. I hope you find it amusing.

My husband, age 62, has written a number of non-fiction books for students grades 6-12. Periodically, we google his name to see what is on the internet about him. According to the internet, during World War II in the Philippines, my husband was the one to say, "I shall return!" not General MacArthur.
So wrong, in so many ways...so funny!
Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Apr 1, 2023

Mayo has announced that this discussion group will be terminated and that all posts will be removed.

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April Fools

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imallears | @imallears | Apr 1, 2023

@lagrange5

You prankster! I said “WHAT?” out loud to myself,

FL Mary

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Apr 4, 2023
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@lagrange5

Mayo has announced that this discussion group will be terminated and that all posts will be removed.

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April Fools

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That wasn't funny! But you had me fooled!

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frostieconnell | @frostieconnell | Apr 4, 2023

These were being passed around the internet. Oldies but goodies - like many of us!

1. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.
2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”
3. I don’t mean to interrupt people but I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
4. I thought growing old would take longer.
5. It’s weird being the same age as old people.
6. I’m at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do.
7. Just once I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH.
8. If I am ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works.
9. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think… “That can’t be accurate.?!
10. I see people out there zip lining and mountain climbing and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
11. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
12. If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
13. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages…Metamucil and Ensure.
14. You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
15. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
16. After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
17. Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
18. For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.
19. I just got a present labeled, From Mom and Dad, and you know damn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.

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imallears | @imallears | Apr 4, 2023

@frostieconnell

Bravo! I haven’t heard of some of those oldies and some of them made me laugh
out loud.

FL Mary

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Apr 4, 2023
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@frostieconnell

These were being passed around the internet. Oldies but goodies - like many of us!

1. The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.
2. When a kid says “Daddy, I want mommy” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor.”
3. I don’t mean to interrupt people but I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
4. I thought growing old would take longer.
5. It’s weird being the same age as old people.
6. I’m at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do.
7. Just once I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH.
8. If I am ever on life support unplug me and plug me back in and see if that works.
9. Do you ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think… “That can’t be accurate.?!
10. I see people out there zip lining and mountain climbing and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
11. Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
12. If Adam and Eve were Cajuns they would have eaten the snake instead of the Apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
13. We celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages…Metamucil and Ensure.
14. You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
15. Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
16. After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
17. Some of my friends exercise every day, meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
18. For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.
19. I just got a present labeled, From Mom and Dad, and you know damn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.

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These are great!! #16 regarding face masks really had me chuckling out loud! Thanks for laughs! 😅

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