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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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As to posting jokes. I would think if one has to question whether it is appropriate best to NOT post thus.
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4 Reactions@jakedduck1 Leonard, they're not acceptable to me. I won't repeat them.
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3 Reactions@ginger @contentandwell
Sounds like you kids lucked out in the husband department. Wanna message me one?
Jake
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1 ReactionMy husband stood outside the kitchen window all day yesterday and long into the evening. He looked so cold and miserable. I finally unlocked the door at 9 pm.
(Not true, just a funny I got from a friend)
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“Just a funny” are you sure, got me to wondering???
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1 Reaction@jrswiontek That was funny
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That was funny, thank you.
Bob and Mary celebrated their 30 year anniversary. Mary purchased a driving lawnmower for Bob, but got nothing in return. Mary blew her top and told her husband that she expected an expensive gift that went from 0 to 200 in 60 seconds and it had better be in the driveway in the morning! The next morning Mary retrieved an 18" square box from the middle of the driveway. When she opened it she found . . . a new bathroom scale! Bob has not been seen since.
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6 ReactionsHow about some Puns
1. About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
2. The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
3. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
4. Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
5. "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible" "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
6. My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
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2 Reactions1. eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
2. I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
3. The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
4. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
5. I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
6. Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
7. I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
8. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
9. I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
10. What's the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck.
11. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
12. A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...
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