How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@jmhwmt51
Try hitting reply and then tap the little smiling face at the bottom left of your keyboard. 😂😃😊

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@meryw Thank you. I will do that. I really had to laugh at these because my mother-in-law, may she RIP, would often come back with similar comments. Such a great memory.

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I think we can all relate to these wicked-wise words:
The Tech Addict
A lady once looked at her screen,
The brightest that I've ever seen,
She scrolled through the night,
By the artificial light,
And forgot what her real life did mean.

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I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought colon cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my drivers license.

Credit: ba-bamail.com

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@triciaot Actually, couple years at a group of seniors over 80 having our "test" to discover if we could still keep our drivers licenses: by drawing a clock face and putting hands at correct position for the time; having a quick check of eyes in machine re peripheral vision and discussion, the person Leader of the testing and the end of the tests told a similar joke: about a group of seniors each complaing about their illnesses and then at the end all agreeing: we at least we can still drive. The fact that the teacher told this! A burst of laughter from the group after the stress of our not knowing if any of us would fail and not be able to drive home. Thanks for the post/reminder 🙂

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how does a bird learn how to fly?
they just wing it.

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how does a bird learn how to fly?
they just wing it.

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@samclembeau haha ...but i do just wing it on many things but still can't fly ! 😀

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Did you hear about the pirate who became a great chef?
He mastered the seven sea-sonings.

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what do you call a dog that is good at football?
a golden receiver.

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Had to smile! I have a PHD in couch potato after a long illness and this is just the way I feel!

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The problem with Mayo's Aging Well is that the well has too many aged people using it so the well has almost no water to drink.

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Tongue-Tied Twister:

A canner, exceedingly canny, One morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can
Anything that he can, But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

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