How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | Apr 14 3:32pm

I think we can all relate to these wicked-wise words:
The Tech Addict
A lady once looked at her screen,
The brightest that I've ever seen,
She scrolled through the night,
By the artificial light,
And forgot what her real life did mean.

samclembeau | @samclembeau | Apr 16 10:11am

how does a bird learn how to fly?
they just wing it.

zenren14 | @zenren14 | Apr 16 11:36pm

Did you hear about the pirate who became a great chef?
He mastered the seven sea-sonings.

samclembeau | @samclembeau | Apr 17 8:38am

what do you call a dog that is good at football?
a golden receiver.

slatesslates1 | @slatesslates1 | Apr 17 1:36pm

Had to smile! I have a PHD in couch potato after a long illness and this is just the way I feel!

sisyphus | @sisyphus | Apr 20 1:48am

The problem with Mayo's Aging Well is that the well has too many aged people using it so the well has almost no water to drink.

zenren14 | @zenren14 | Apr 20 5:03pm

Tongue-Tied Twister:

A canner, exceedingly canny, One morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can
Anything that he can, But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

kayraymat | @kayraymat | Apr 20 5:56pm

This is long, but funny.
A lady is trying to get on the bus with a tight skirt so she pulls down her zipper a little,
couldn't do it, tries again, doesn't work. Finally the guy behind her grabs her around the waist
and lifts her up & she turns around & says "HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! He said, Well I thought we were friends, since you
unzipped my zipper 3 times..... 🙂

kayraymat | @kayraymat | Apr 20 6:01pm

In reply to @covidstinks2023 "You know you are getting older when you walk past a bathroom and think, "I may..." + (show)

@covidstinks2023
Doesn't everybody????????????
Of course, women are smarter than men so they don't pass up
decent facilities...... 🙂

jediyoda | @jediyoda | Apr 20 6:02pm

Love this idea, simple jokes are underrated anyway
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places he told me to stop going to those places
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why don’t skeletons fight each other they don’t have the guts
I asked my computer for a joke it said I would but I’m buffering my humor
Honestly the 4th grade joke rule might be the secret to good comedy less thinking more laughing 😄