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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Both sides would be the same length if it weren't for that one odd duck.
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1 ReactionNot a Halloween joke, sorry not sorry:
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
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1 Reaction@itchyd Don't do that! If you sleep on the toilet instead of getting up from the bed and going into the bathroom each time, you won't get your steps in for the day. You'll never get to 10,000 steps that way. 😊
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3 Reactions@itchyd I got both of those questions wrong on my high school history test. 😒
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2 ReactionsDuring a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be placed in a nursing home.”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand! A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No” he said, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
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11 ReactionsYou shared this joke with us a few months ago ....
But I guess it does bear repeating!
Still just as funny as the 1st time!
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1 ReactionShort term memory loss? Nah, not me. Now, why did I come here? I don't remember. . .
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5 ReactionsAnyone joining the Navy has to attend an induction ceremony where they swear to defend the nation & the Constitution.
The officer administering this oath to the roughly 100 , or so, enlistees at
my ceremony told everyone to raise their right hand and repeat after him, "I", state your name, "do solemnly swear to defend the Constitution of the United States of America ...yada yada yada."
Well, I'll be the first to admit that I'm probably never going to be a Nobel laureate and it's not too hard to guess why, from that moment forward, my nickname in the Navy was SYN.
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4 ReactionsWhen I got my FitBit I told my wife that I had high hopes of getting in 10,000 steps/day right from the git-go.
She said, "With the shape you're in, it's probably going to be one of those 'two steps forward and one step back' things"
So, I said, "I don't care if it's one step forward and two steps back, as long as the darned thing counts every one of 'em!"
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3 ReactionsKeep this up, kamama, and you just might find yourself qualifying for the Space Cadets!
(I'll teach you our secret handshake).
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