How about a laugh, (hopefully)

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be placed in a nursing home.”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand! A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No” he said, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be placed in a nursing home.”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand! A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No” he said, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

When I got my FitBit I told my wife that I had high hopes of getting in 10,000 steps/day right from the git-go.

She said, "With the shape you're in, it's probably going to be one of those 'two steps forward and one step back' things"

So, I said, "I don't care if it's one step forward and two steps back, as long as the darned thing counts every one of 'em!"

itchyd I agree with you. All steps should count...forward, backwards, sideways. Even if you trip over the cat, that should get you a good three or four steps!

A fair face is of little use without sense.
Aesop

My husband who was a psychiatrist used to say"You don't worry until you start putting your underwear in the fridge."

Please, no blonde jokes!