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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 19 5:35pm

Napoleon and his wife are buried side by side, which means they're only a bone apart.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 19 5:41pm

I saw this on Facebook: Wondering why when geese fly in V formation one side is longer than the other? The answer is there are more geese on the longer side.

My response: Duh.

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Oct 19 5:49pm
In reply to @kamama94 "At my age I really don't sleep much, it's more like a nap between bathroom breaks/" + (show)
@kamama94

At my age I really don't sleep much, it's more like a nap between bathroom breaks/

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@kamama94
Ain't that the bloody truth!
Jake

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my44 | @my44 | Oct 19 9:50pm
In reply to @kamama94 "At my age I really don't sleep much, it's more like a nap between bathroom breaks/" + (show)
@kamama94

At my age I really don't sleep much, it's more like a nap between bathroom breaks/

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@kamama94, I hear you! 🤣

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 20 1:23pm
In reply to @kamama94 "I saw this on Facebook: Wondering why when geese fly in V formation one side is..." + (show)
@kamama94

I saw this on Facebook: Wondering why when geese fly in V formation one side is longer than the other? The answer is there are more geese on the longer side.

My response: Duh.

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That was one of Einstein's earlier and far less famous thought experiments.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 20 1:26pm
In reply to @kamama94 "At my age I really don't sleep much, it's more like a nap between bathroom breaks/" + (show)
@kamama94

At my age I really don't sleep much, it's more like a nap between bathroom breaks/

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I sleep on the toilet.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 20 1:33pm
In reply to @kamama94 "Napoleon and his wife are buried side by side, which means they're only a bone apart." + (show)
@kamama94

Napoleon and his wife are buried side by side, which means they're only a bone apart.

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Lots of jokes about Napoleon and boners... probably can't tell too many here..

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 20 1:36pm
In reply to @kamama94 "I saw this on Facebook: Wondering why when geese fly in V formation one side is..." + (show)
@kamama94

I saw this on Facebook: Wondering why when geese fly in V formation one side is longer than the other? The answer is there are more geese on the longer side.

My response: Duh.

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If a gaggle realizes they're headed the wrong way, do they make a U-turn ...
... or a V-turn?

Just curious....

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 20 2:08pm
In reply to @judyingenes "TIME FOR SOME HALLOWEEN JOKES? **Why don't mummies take time off? They're afraid to unwind. **Why..." + (show)
@judyingenes

TIME FOR SOME HALLOWEEN JOKES?

**Why don't mummies take time off?
They're afraid to unwind.

**Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.

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HALLOWEEN DAD JOKE:

Q. What is The Mummy's favorite music genre?

A. Wrap.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 20 2:16pm
In reply to @kamama94 "I saw this on Facebook: Wondering why when geese fly in V formation one side is..." + (show)
@kamama94

I saw this on Facebook: Wondering why when geese fly in V formation one side is longer than the other? The answer is there are more geese on the longer side.

My response: Duh.

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That answer's right up there with the ones to the questions, "Who's buried in Grant's tomb?", and "When was the War of 1812 fought?"

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