How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@covidstinks2023 Not to mention countless hours of unsupervised playtime with other kids -- snowball fights, baseball games, swimming pools, etc.

When I was about 10 and living in Wausau, Wisconsin, a couple other kids and I walked down past the airport to the banks of the Wisconsin River and followed the river down into Schofield, then walked back via Grand Avenue, a busy highway.

I got home tired and filthy. My mother was aghast that I'd gone so far.

The next week, we did it again -- only we went further.

Somehow, we all survived.

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@scottrl Yep we made it! This was so wonderful to read. Those were fun, carefree days Scott.
Praying for you and thank you for your posts on Youtube. Very informative.

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@scottrl Yep we made it! This was so wonderful to read. Those were fun, carefree days Scott.
Praying for you and thank you for your posts on Youtube. Very informative.

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@covidstinks2023 Thank you.

I remember a story from mother.

When we first moved to Wisconsin, my mother was worried about us playing outside in the snow and freezing to death. So she talked about it with our family doctor, who had raised four sons.

He looked at her and said, "Mrs, Lucado, are your children stupid?"

She answered, "Well, no..."

The doctor then said, "When they get cold, they'll come home."

Which of course we did.

I imagine that today, he'd lose his license for saying that.

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What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
tinsilitis!

What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?
It's so hard to bake new friends!

Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days!

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@zenren14
I love the Gingerbread Man one!

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An elderly man was having severe hearing problems. He was fitted with hearing aids and his hearing was backed to 100%. The next visit, the doctor told him, "Your family must be really happy about your excellent hearing." The man replied, "Oh, I haven't told them yet". "I just listen to what they say about me". "I've changed my will 3 times!".

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@zenren14
I love the Gingerbread Man one!

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@nancecandance
Oh, Gingey....gets a bad wrap....

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I realize people are prisoners to their phones. That's why it's called a "cell"!

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I realize people are prisoners to their phones. That's why it's called a "cell"!

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@covidstinks2023
cells comfiscated in a prison and prisoners can sell them.

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped:
"Didn't you get my E-mail?:

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I taught 8th grade American History and Civics for 23 years. Always trying new ideas with the students, I decided to put a "Suggestion Box" in a discreet location in the classroom so kids could have a voice in our studies and activities. Well, needless to say, I received a lot of suggestions 😉 One, however, I will never forget: it said simply "Burn the place down." I laughed so hard, and of course, read all the suggestions to the kids at the end of the week, who also got the biggest kick out of the anonymous and hilarious comments.

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How do you TOP a car?

🚗

TEP on the brake.

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