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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Dear covidstinks2023:
Per our established contract, I provide wholly unsolicited and undoubtedly unappreciated rejoinders to your
bon mots:
1) In my entire life, Ive only had one email password:
"DoNotHack".
It's never has been (until now, probably).
2) Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented the first commercial bread slicing machine in 1928. If it was such a great thing, how come nobody knows this guy's name? I think the greatest invention ever is the chocolate chip cookie: Everyone knows who
Famous Amos is.
3) Tell her to quit hoggin' the Haagen-Dazs !!!
4) The only show that
"The Goddess of Pop"
never sold out was in Cleveland in 2004 where the guy who worked the marquee got sloppy and it ended up reading: "C her Concert Tonite".
All day long people kept walking by and saying, "See whose concert tonight?"
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3 ReactionsI'm getting stronger with age because now I can lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.
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7 ReactionsJust want to wish all of my friends at the
(hold the) Mayo laff fest a
Happy New Monarchy Day!
kamama94, Now that's the truth! LOL.
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2 ReactionsIf you later developed feelings of circumspection regarding your journal, that would be reservation reservation reservation preservation reservation.
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2 ReactionsWhat term do sociologists use to describe the increasing # of unaccompanied males at social events?
Stagflation.
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2 ReactionsI'm getting stronger with age because I can no longer afford my deodorant.
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1 ReactionDo you ever search the definition of a word,
but the definition contains words you don't know the definition of?
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4 ReactionsThat, or recursive definitions.
Claret: Red wine, the color of garnets.
Garnet: Mineral, the color of claret.
[Gee, thanks a lot.]
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6 ReactionsThat's funny. A bit like oxymorons:
it's a little big
that's pretty ugly
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