1. < Just Want to Talk
Profile picture for Jake

How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

Interested in more discussions like this? Go to the Just Want to Talk Support Group.

Profile picture for itchyd
itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @annewoodmayo "long distance relationships? get yourself a cat (sorry, cat lovers. I couldn't pass it up) Hey,..." + (show)
Profile picture for annewoodmayo @annewoodmayo

long distance relationships? get yourself a cat

(sorry, cat lovers. I couldn't pass it up)

Hey, everybody! I really, really, really needed a laugh. You know what I mean, I'm sure. SO, a really BIG thank you for all of the funny posts! I've laughed out loud!

Jump to this post

People don't get cats.

Cats get people.

REPLY
Profile picture for itchyd
itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 3, 2024

Those who quit the priesthood are frequently the butt of off-collar jokes.

REPLY
Profile picture for itchyd
itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @itchyd "The judge grew tired of Caspar as a witness after the friendly ghost insisted on starting..." + (show)
Profile picture for itchyd @itchyd

The judge grew tired of Caspar as a witness after the friendly ghost insisted on starting every one of his answers with, "Well, to be completely transparent ...."
But the audience laughed every time.

Jump to this post

Ghost joke:

Casper tried to hide his serial infidelity, but Wendy saw right through him.

REPLY
Profile picture for itchyd
itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Have you ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear..." + (show)
Profile picture for shirleyrawlins @shirleyrawlins

Have you ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting foro your life?

Jump to this post

I was a trial lawyer and did some reservation work, but I don't recall this fellow, "To Breathe Quieter While Walking Up a Hill so Bystanders Don't Hear You Fighting For Your Life".

Do you remember what Nation he belonged to?

REPLY
1 reply
Profile picture for shirleyrawlins
shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @itchyd "I was a trial lawyer and did some reservation work, but I don't recall this fellow,..." + (show)
Profile picture for itchyd @itchyd

I was a trial lawyer and did some reservation work, but I don't recall this fellow, "To Breathe Quieter While Walking Up a Hill so Bystanders Don't Hear You Fighting For Your Life".

Do you remember what Nation he belonged to?

Jump to this post

Do you remember what he said to do to breathe quieter?

REPLY
1 reply
Profile picture for itchyd
itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Do you remember what he said to do to breathe quieter?" + (show)
Profile picture for shirleyrawlins @shirleyrawlins

Do you remember what he said to do to breathe quieter?

Jump to this post

I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted.

REPLY
3 replies
Profile picture for itchyd
itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @itchyd "I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted." + (show)
Profile picture for itchyd @itchyd

I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted.

Jump to this post

Assuming you were asking me about the judge's decision in the case, Shirley.

REPLY
Profile picture for itchyd
itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @itchyd "I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted." + (show)
Profile picture for itchyd @itchyd

I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted.

Jump to this post

Believe this may have been an appellate decision based on the original case
"Breathe Right v. Breathe Quieter".

REPLY
Profile picture for shirleyrawlins
shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 3, 2024
In reply to @itchyd "I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted." + (show)
Profile picture for itchyd @itchyd

I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted.

Jump to this post

Rats!!!!!
Fun reply though.

REPLY
Profile picture for covidstinks2023
covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jul 3, 2024

My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename my cat.

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.

“Doctor, there’s a patient on Line 1 who says he’s invisible.” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now".

REPLY
1 reply
Please sign in or register to post a reply.