How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jun 19 2:50pm

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?

The man says, “Yes, I'm in room 858

You need to send someone to my room immediately.

I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out of the window.”

The desk clerk says, “I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter.”

The man replies, “Listen, you idiot

The window won't open.

and that's clearly a maintenance issue.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20 6:23am

In reply to @jakedduck1 "A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir?..." + (show)

"The window won't open", he said, in a paned voice ....

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20 6:31am

In reply to @cheyna23 "The honing pigeon joke! Oh my! Haha! 🩷" + (show)

A honing pigeon is a bird that's got it's flightpath narrowed down to the second.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20 6:55am

Happy Summer Solstice to all the (hold the) Mayo jokers!

It's Summer, so, hey, it's really hot.

"HOW HOT IS IT?!!"

It's SO hot that the weatherman's giving the highs in Scoville units. Yesterday, it got all the way up to jalapeno. Today, its supposed to be almost habanero!

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20 6:57am

In reply to @itchyd "Happy Summer Solstice to all the (hold the) Mayo jokers! It's Summer, so, hey, it's really..." + (show)

"HOW HOT IS IT?!"

It's SO hot that Sure antiperspirant just changed it's name to Maybe.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 20 7:00am

"HOW HOT IS IT?!"

It's SO hot that the fire hydrants are begging the dogs to pee on them.

adr | @adr | Jun 20 6:37pm

In reply to @itchyd ""HOW HOT IS IT?!" It's SO hot that Sure antiperspirant just changed it's name to Maybe." + (show)

good one!

96 degrees in NY. "Maybe" is not going to do it.

itchyd | @itchyd | 6 days ago

"HOW HOT IS IT? !!"

It's SO hot that the Devil just opened a branch office in Dallas.

itchyd | @itchyd | 6 days ago

In reply to @scottrl "It was a proud day for Mr. and Mrs. Wong when their son was born. Until..." + (show)

When Ms. Wong met Mr Wright, she thought she'd finally met Mr. Right, and could Wright a Wong, but it turned out she was wrong about Wright and decided to stay Wong.

Right.