How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Ghost joke:

Casper tried to hide his serial infidelity, but Wendy saw right through him.

I was a trial lawyer and did some reservation work, but I don't recall this fellow, "To Breathe Quieter While Walking Up a Hill so Bystanders Don't Hear You Fighting For Your Life".

Do you remember what Nation he belonged to?

Do you remember what he said to do to breathe quieter?

I don't recall the details of the case or even whether Breathe Quieter was convicted.

Assuming you were asking me about the judge's decision in the case, Shirley.

Believe this may have been an appellate decision based on the original case
"Breathe Right v. Breathe Quieter".

Rats!!!!!
Fun reply though.

My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename my cat.

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.

“Doctor, there’s a patient on Line 1 who says he’s invisible.” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now".

Dear covidstinks2023:

Per our established contract, I provide wholly unsolicited and undoubtedly unappreciated rejoinders to your
bon mots:

1) In my entire life, Ive only had one email password:
"DoNotHack".
It's never has been (until now, probably).

2) Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented the first commercial bread slicing machine in 1928. If it was such a great thing, how come nobody knows this guy's name? I think the greatest invention ever is the chocolate chip cookie: Everyone knows who
Famous Amos is.

3) Tell her to quit hoggin' the Haagen-Dazs !!!

4) The only show that
"The Goddess of Pop"
never sold out was in Cleveland in 2004 where the guy who worked the marquee got sloppy and it ended up reading: "C her Concert Tonite".
All day long people kept walking by and saying, "See whose concert tonight?"

I'm getting stronger with age because now I can lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.