How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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From Louie Blue Coat: My wife called me and said she saw a fox this morning on the way to work. I asked her how she knew the fox was going to work. She hung up on me.
Animal puns? Toucan play that game.
The giveaway was the fox's sign:
"Will work for sour grapes."
People who tell puns about critters are
animal crackers.
Try as he might, my plumber just can't fix the leak in my upstairs toilet.
It's become a running joke between us.
Not sure why sloth is one of the seven deadly sins, but snail and turtle aren't.
Occupational hazard of being a Broadway star.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
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Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
"Sorry Dolly, says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are"
That literally sounds like my son's cat!
THE THREE SYMPTOMS OF LAZINESS:
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