How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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speechless623 | @speechless623 | Feb 21 10:22am

In reply to @itchyd "What folk song do IT workers like best? This LAN is your LAN." + (show)

Good one - I enjoy a good pun - thanks.

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 21 10:36am

In reply to @scottrl "Assembly line production: I keep getting attacked by angry chickens: Irritable Fowl Syndrome. The baying of..." + (show)

Irritable fowl syndrome is very common when chickens are at the crosswalk and it takes a while for the light to turn green.

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 21 10:50am

Heard a chicken joke at the VA hospital yesterday:

A guy tries walking into a bar with a chicken under his arm and the bouncer says, "Sorry, but you can't come in here with that pig."

The guy says, "But, it's not a pig."

The bartender replies, "I was talking to the chicken."

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 21 10:59am

In reply to @scottrl "Assembly line production: I keep getting attacked by angry chickens: Irritable Fowl Syndrome. The baying of..." + (show)

Irritable Howell syndrome was what Thurston got when it took so long to get rescued from Gilligan's Island.

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 21 11:10am

In reply to @scottrl "The guy's own fault, his *." + (show)

Took me a minute to catch your drift.

Sometimes, I assume too much on the first reading.

Great comeback!

itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 21 11:28am

In reply to @scottrl "Assembly line production: I keep getting attacked by angry chickens: Irritable Fowl Syndrome. The baying of..." + (show)

The reason all the kids in the movie "The Children of the Corn" were so weird is because they had
stalk home syndrome.

frances007 | @frances007 | Feb 23 1:39pm

One evening, a man who is hard of hearing and his wife are watching television. She turns to him and says something that surprises him; they have been married 45 years and it's been a long time since she made such a request. He gets up, walks over to her, and gives her a big kiss. Now it is her turn to be surprised.

"What was that for?" she asks. He says, "Didn't you say, "I want to kiss you?" "No, NO!" she replies. "I said I wanted a tissue."

frances007 | @frances007 | Feb 23 1:45pm

I know a man who is hard of hearing (HOH) who has the grip of a trapeze artist. Naturally, he hangs on to every word.

Another man who was HOH, wanting to overhear his neighbors, quietly climbed up on their roof. He got too close to the edge and fell off, and that's how the term eavesdropping originated.

My answering machine has adjusted itself to my hearing problem. After you leave a message, it says, "Would you mind repeating that?"

If you want to find out what it means to "make a mountain out of a molehill," try telling a joke to a person who is hard of hearing.

Yes everyone, I saw my audiologist yesterday and she had a book full of these puns that I wanted to share.

Scott R L | @scottrl | Feb 25 7:43pm

I'm thinking of checking out that website where people show off their prize potatoes:

YouTuber.

There's a section for small entries: Tater Tots.

I hear somebody took some of the best photos and made a collage. Or as they call it, a mashup.

[Okay, you're primed. Let's see some more.]

barbthemac | @barbthemac | Feb 27 10:24pm

In reply to @scottrl "I'm thinking of checking out that website where people show off their prize potatoes: YouTuber. There's..." + (show)

Jokes, real live jokes. With the new cultural norms, jokes have been tossed out the window and you folks have some. I love jokes and I wanted to share one with a friend who is in a downer with her bipolar and I didn’t know a single one!
Thanks 🙏