How about a laugh, (hopefully)

The marathoner, worrying about the competition and feeling he needed an edge, decided to shed the weight of his shoes and other clothing and ran the race only in his birthday suit.

His strategy worked and he eked out a win, barely beating the field.

Another oldie, but moldy:

Did you hear about the streaker in church?

They caught him by the organ.

It's an unfortunate fact of life that excess alcohol consumption can impede a guy's performance in the sack.

On that note, here goes nothin' :

A guy walks into a pub and says, "Bartender, I've got a big night planned, and I'd like to start it off with a good, stiff one. Any suggestions?"

The bartender replies,
"Yes sir. For starters, I wouldn't recommend a double."

Homeowners in California's San Andreas Valley have to pay top dollar to cover potential earthquake damage because the insurance companies refuse to sell them no-fault policies.

The company's say that even if they offered them, they'd have to seism accordingly, and ..... geez Louise, who could afford that?

Guess that means no old Lenny Bruce jokes.

The humor in most puns fades with time, but there are a few where it just keeps groan and groan.

Laughter is not the best medicine....propofol is.

Good!

Times were hard and Farmer Brown had to consolidate and sell off so much of the storage space for his four grain crops that he was afraid he wouldn't have room for any of them.

First to go were the bins for crop #1, wheat, and he worried.
Next, the silos for crop #2, corn, disappeared and his anxiety level mounted.
When the same thing happened for his 3rd crop, sorghum, he became frantic.
Hopes of retaining any stores at all were dwindling away to almost nothing.

Gloom and doom ....

Then, just as it looked like all was lost, he finally got the good news about crop #4 and was so excited that he could barley contain himself.

Groan ... sorry about that ...

Nitrous oxide.