How about a laugh, (hopefully)

No joke is better than a bad joke.....

Yeah, I bought a house in that new subdivision, Reality Estates. It's great! They named all the streets after real-life situations, instead of phony stuff like "Autumn Sunrise Place".

They've got big plans for this subdivision, you know. They want to build a mixed-use area. In fact, they're planning to build restaurants and even a hotel. They've got a great spot for it. It's down at the end of Lonely Street. There's no name for the hotel yet, but I'm sure they'll think of something.

Want to come to my housewarming party? Here's how to get there.
First, you'll enter the development by making a left on Envy Street.
Straight ahead two blocks until you come to Road to Ruin. Make a right.
Keep going down the Road to Ruin, through the part where all the other "R" streets are. Regret Lane, Refinance Avenue, Remorse Way, and Repossession Road.

Just keep driving until you see a cul de sac on your left. Turn there. That's my street, Divorce Court. I'm the third house on the right.

If you miss that turn, don't worry. Most everything in Reality Estates leads to Divorce Court.

See you there Saturday. About 8. Bring some liquor, wouldya? Thanks.

🤣🤣very good!
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Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the Naughty Girls live.HO - HO - HOOOOOOOooooooo

Yeah, I bought a house in that new subdivision, Reality Estates. It's great! They named all the streets after real-life situations, instead of phony stuff like "Autumn Sunrise Place".

They've got big plans for this subdivision, you know. They want to build a mixed-use area. In fact, they're planning to build restaurants and even a hotel. They've got a great spot for it. It's down at the end of Lonely Street. There's no name for the hotel yet, but I'm sure they'll think of something.

Want to come to my housewarming party? Here's how to get there.
First, you'll enter the development by making a left on Envy Street.
Straight ahead two blocks until you come to Road to Ruin. Make a right.
Keep going down the Road to Ruin, through the part where all the other "R" streets are. Regret Lane, Refinance Avenue, Remorse Way, and Repossession Road.

Just keep driving until you see a cul de sac on your left. Turn there. That's my street, Divorce Court. I'm the third house on the right.

If you miss that turn, don't worry. Most everything in Reality Estates leads to Divorce Court.

See you there Saturday. About 8. Bring some liquor, wouldya? Thanks.

YouTube: "Stuck in the Smoke Hole of Our Tipi" and "NORAD Tracks Santa."

No joke is better than a bad joke.....

okay metermaidman then here goes.

why did the scare crow keep getting promoted?

he was outstanding in his field.

No joke here in this post, but it might be amusing... 🙂

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."- Mark Twain
{Think of this insight the next time someone asks you how you are feeling-- haha}

"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits."-
Twain, again

"Nihilism- an interesting place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there." - ME
Imagine asking neighbor Nietzche to borrow a cup of sugar. He might give you salt instead...

Nietzeche's bitterness with the universe started when he had to learn to spell his last name. Who wouldn't be unhappy and confused and frustrated with a spelling like that to learn and to live with? Poor fella.

Have a nice day, everybody!

It looks like snow will be delayed this year in my neck of the woods. I love snow, so I'm bringing you these *frosty* jokes.

What do snowmen eat for dessert?
Ice crispies.

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Have you seen the holiday greeting from all of us at Mayo Clinic Connect?
- Sharing brings hope & support: We're open for the holidays https://connect.mayoclinic.org/blog/about-connect/newsfeed-post/sharing-brings-hope-re-open-for-the-holidays/

Stay cozy and warm everyone.