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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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I would like to remind members of the Community Guidelines, https://connect.mayoclinic.org/blog/about-connect/tab/community-guidelines/. While the lines get blurred a bit more when telling jokes, we still need to remain respectful and inclusive on Mayo Clinic Connect. As such, a few jokes have been removed. Please keep in mind the guidelines on Mayo Clinic Connect differ than those from a comedic stage.
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