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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Scott R L | @scottrl | 2 days ago

I keep seeing these "baby changing stations" in restrooms.

So I decided to try it.

I borrowed a baby, and took it into a restroom.

I opened the changer and put the baby on it. Then I closed it.

But when I opened it again, it was the same baby.

What the heck?

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cindyc | @cindysummit | 2 days ago

Okay, here is one....

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

CindyC
CHrcc

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Scott R L | @scottrl | 2 days ago
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@cindysummit

Okay, here is one....

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

CindyC
CHrcc

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When I was born, life expectancy for women was five years longer than for men.
If I get a sex change, wil I live five extra years?

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cindyc | @cindysummit | 2 days ago

HaHa!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CindyC
CHrcc

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itchyd | @itchyd | 2 days ago
In reply to @scottrl "I keep seeing these "baby changing stations" in restrooms. So I decided to try it. I..." + (show)
@scottrl

I keep seeing these "baby changing stations" in restrooms.

So I decided to try it.

I borrowed a baby, and took it into a restroom.

I opened the changer and put the baby on it. Then I closed it.

But when I opened it again, it was the same baby.

What the heck?

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I'm curious, Scott.
Where exactly does one borrow a baby from?And, does it come with instructions?

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itchyd | @itchyd | 2 days ago
In reply to @scottrl "When I was born, life expectancy for women was five years longer than for men. If..." + (show)
@scottrl

When I was born, life expectancy for women was five years longer than for men.
If I get a sex change, wil I live five extra years?

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Maybe if you live in a Blue state.

I wouldn't count on it, otherwise.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 2 days ago

6th grade biology joke:

Q.) How can you tell boy chromosomes from girl chromosomes?

A.) Pull down their genes.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 2 days ago
In reply to @cindysummit "Okay, here is one.... I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for..." + (show)
@cindysummit

Okay, here is one....

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

CindyC
CHrcc

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I thought dyeing would be normal for my age at some point. But then my hair fell out.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 2 days ago

We put a man in space before we put wheels on a suitcase.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 2 days ago
In reply to @kamama94 "Someone Else says, "I may not have lost all my marbles yet but I think there's..." + (show)
@kamama94

Someone Else says, "I may not have lost all my marbles yet but I think there's a hole in the bag somewhere.

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I always say, "Somebody stole my steelies", but I get a lot of strange looks. I don't think kids play marbles much, anymore.🫤

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