How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@scottrl

I keep seeing these "baby changing stations" in restrooms.

So I decided to try it.

I borrowed a baby, and took it into a restroom.

I opened the changer and put the baby on it. Then I closed it.

But when I opened it again, it was the same baby.

What the heck?

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Here, Scott.

Hope this helps!

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@shirleyrawlins

We put a man in space before we put wheels on a suitcase.

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One step at a time, Shirley.

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Dad Joke:

Q.) Who was the least guilty American president?

A.) Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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@sillyblone

I fill like a turn table. I get up and turn around and go back to bed.

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A lazy Susan, perhaps?

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@itchyd

A lazy Susan, perhaps?

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That made me laugh! Thank you!

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A little humor out there for all my U.S. Navy members...

The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?”

“John,” the new seaman replied.

“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, whatever. And you are to
refer to me as ‘Master Chief.’ Do I make myself clear?”

“Aye, Aye, Master Chief!”

“Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?”

The seaman sighed. “Darling, My name is John Darling, Master Chief.”

“Okay, John, here’s what I want you to do ….”

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@johnbishop

A little humor out there for all my U.S. Navy members...

The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name, sailor?”

“John,” the new seaman replied.

“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp these days, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, whatever. And you are to
refer to me as ‘Master Chief.’ Do I make myself clear?”

“Aye, Aye, Master Chief!”

“Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?”

The seaman sighed. “Darling, My name is John Darling, Master Chief.”

“Okay, John, here’s what I want you to do ….”

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Back in 1977, when I was attending Naval Nuclear Power School in Orlando, one of the academic advisors was a Senior Chief named Russel Sheef. He told everybody to just call him Russel.

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