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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | 16 hours ago
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@shirleyrawlins

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in one day,
and the box said 2-4 years.

Don't remember if I sent this before.

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This one took me forever ....
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itchyd | @itchyd | 16 hours ago
In reply to @scottrl "Great jokes are timeless and worth repeating. My Dad remembered every joke he ever heard, and..." + (show)
@scottrl

Great jokes are timeless and worth repeating.

My Dad remembered every joke he ever heard, and some of them, despite their age, were quite hilarious. Here's one:

An old bachelor said, "I could have married any girl I pleased!"
To which an observer commented, "Obviously, he never pleased any girl."

And speaking of old bachelor jokes, this one goes back centuries:
An old bachelor had been seeing a widow for many years.
Finally, she asked him why he wouldn't marry her.
He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have anywhere to go in the evening."

You can't beat the classics.

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I feel that way about pickles: You can't beat the Vlasics.
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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 12 hours ago
In reply to @itchyd "BTW, Shirley: Don't sweat repeating a joke now and then, especially on my account. At my..." + (show)
@itchyd

BTW, Shirley: Don't sweat repeating a joke now and then, especially on my account. At my present level of mental acuity, I won't remember a joke for more than a week or two!🫠

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Welcome to the club!

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 12 hours ago
In reply to @scottrl "Great jokes are timeless and worth repeating. My Dad remembered every joke he ever heard, and..." + (show)
@scottrl

Great jokes are timeless and worth repeating.

My Dad remembered every joke he ever heard, and some of them, despite their age, were quite hilarious. Here's one:

An old bachelor said, "I could have married any girl I pleased!"
To which an observer commented, "Obviously, he never pleased any girl."

And speaking of old bachelor jokes, this one goes back centuries:
An old bachelor had been seeing a widow for many years.
Finally, she asked him why he wouldn't marry her.
He said, "If I did, I wouldn't have anywhere to go in the evening."

You can't beat the classics.

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You're so right about that. Your dad's are very good. Thanks

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 12 hours ago
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@itchyd

This one took me forever ....

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They're the most fun when you finally figure it out.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 19 minutes ago

I love the national anthems of America, China and India.

I guess you could say I'm a big country music fan.

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