How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Need some laughs for the holidays 🙂 One of my favorite TV shows from days gone by....

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@johnbishop

Need some laughs for the holidays 🙂 One of my favorite TV shows from days gone by....

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Red Green puts a lot of us old enginerds to shame!

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Dad Joke:

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

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Old Dad Joke:

A friend of mine asked me where my sister went on vacation last year.

I said, "Alaska".

He said, "Never mind, I'll ask her myself".

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@kamama94

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Tide.

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Legend has it that some early ocean explorers, when first seeing manatees, claimed they were mermaids. No offense to the noble sea cow, but these guys must have been at sea for a LONG time!

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I still can't upload photos. Oh, well.

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@scottrl

I still can't upload photos. Oh, well.

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Scott, have you contacted the Mayo IT help desk?

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The limo I rented for the holiday party didn’t include the driver!

I spent 500 bucks and have nothing to chauffeur it!

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When I was a teenager, the Chicago Cubs had a third baseman named Ron Santo.

He was one of my Dad's favorite players. Though Dad was from Chicago's South Side, he was a Cubs fan, a mystery I could never solve.

Anyway, the Cubs wanted to trade Ron to another team. When my Dad told me about it, he said that Ron's contract had a provision that he couldn't be traded without his permission.

I said, "What did they call that -- the Santo Clause?"

Dad, looking surprised, said, "You saw that in the paper!"

I replied, "No, but what else would they call it?"

[This photo upload worked. Hmmm.]

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@loribmt

The limo I rented for the holiday party didn’t include the driver!

I spent 500 bucks and have nothing to chauffeur it!

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That joke's a stretch.

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