How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

@rosemarya Lol

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Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere!

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@rosemarya

I asked my husband why he didn't give me the alligator boots that I wanted for my birthday. He replied, 'Honey, I went out and wrestled an alligator for you, but he wasn't wearing any boots!"
I hope that you can enjoy your day more than that joke🤣

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@rosemarya that sounds like something my husband would say, he's king of the "groaners".
JK

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@rosemarya

Did you hear about the new restaurant that is opening on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere!

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@rosemarya
Thank you for posting those jokes, I enjoyed them!!!
Jake

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@contentandwell

@rosemarya that sounds like something my husband would say, he's king of the "groaners".
JK

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@contentandwell
Hi JK,
Oh my, you mean I’ve been dethroned. I never thought it possible. I’d like to meet him.
Jake

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@rosemarya

I asked my husband why he didn't give me the alligator boots that I wanted for my birthday. He replied, 'Honey, I went out and wrestled an alligator for you, but he wasn't wearing any boots!"
I hope that you can enjoy your day more than that joke🤣

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@rosemarya Now that is funny. I will share this one. 👍

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New to this site. Not sure if this is “in”. We happented to arrive in SC after a long flight with stops from Europe, thoughoughly tired, being picked up by a friend my husband went to college with. Departing Zuerich Switzerland that morning about 30 degrees Celsius, arriving 22 hours later in Spartanburg at 50 degrees. Us loaded up with heavy coats, and dog tired. And riding in a top-down Chevy Impala, and seein Goblins, ghosts, and other specters. What a crazy introduction to life here!!!!
Forgot to mention it was 1971.11 Halloween… may change the perspective.

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@ellerbracke

New to this site. Not sure if this is “in”. We happented to arrive in SC after a long flight with stops from Europe, thoughoughly tired, being picked up by a friend my husband went to college with. Departing Zuerich Switzerland that morning about 30 degrees Celsius, arriving 22 hours later in Spartanburg at 50 degrees. Us loaded up with heavy coats, and dog tired. And riding in a top-down Chevy Impala, and seein Goblins, ghosts, and other specters. What a crazy introduction to life here!!!!
Forgot to mention it was 1971.11 Halloween… may change the perspective.

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@ellerbracke
Thank you for your post.
Haha, you had me going there, lol
Jake

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Funny but true story: our teenage nephew visited from Austria years ago. Our whole family went to a steak house, and of course the server asked each person how they wanted their steak prepared. All of us chose medium, and after a short hesitation, the nephew decided, he wanted his “large”!.

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@ellerbracke

Funny but true story: our teenage nephew visited from Austria years ago. Our whole family went to a steak house, and of course the server asked each person how they wanted their steak prepared. All of us chose medium, and after a short hesitation, the nephew decided, he wanted his “large”!.

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@ellerbracke
That’s funny!!, I’m going to say that just to see the look on the waiters face. Thank you for your post.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

During World War I, due to concerns that the American public would reject a product with a German name, American sauerkraut makers relabeled their product “Liberty Cabbage.”

Sauerkraut originated nearly 2,000 years ago in ancient China. In summer, slaves building the Great Wall of China lived on cabbage and rice. In winter, the cabbage was preserved with rice wine which soured the cabbage to keep thousands of laborers healthy in the worst of conditions.
Jake

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@jakedduck1 Ug Rice Wine I like mine better I use to put it in a crock add salt mix up and cover do this several times ,never went to cellar while curing

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@lioness

@jakedduck1 Ug Rice Wine I like mine better I use to put it in a crock add salt mix up and cover do this several times ,never went to cellar while curing

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@lioness
I agree, rice wine yuck. I made something with it once and tasted it and ick! I didn’t know it was so simple to make. Maybe I’ll give it a try sometime?????
Jake

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@jakedduck1

How about a few blond jokes? Make her brunette if you want or even bald

911

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

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Well. flight from Munich to to New York… stunning blonde walks up into first class after take off, takes a seat. Stewardess asks for seat ticket, tells the women she belongs in economy and must leave. OH no, she says. I’m beautiful, young, on my way to New York, and I surely belong in this seat. Cabin Steward tries to argue – Lady, you need to leave. Your tiicket does not entitle you to sit here. “But, don’t you see, I’m destined to be great once I get to New York, as georgious as I look!.” Consternation, but co-pilot happens to step out of the cokpit. Informed of the situaltion, he says: no problem. I speak blond. Whispers to the women, who smiles at him, and gets up and goes back to her assigned seat. Stunned, the stewardess asks what he did… “ I simply told her that today first class does not stop in New York.

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@ellerbracke

Well. flight from Munich to to New York… stunning blonde walks up into first class after take off, takes a seat. Stewardess asks for seat ticket, tells the women she belongs in economy and must leave. OH no, she says. I’m beautiful, young, on my way to New York, and I surely belong in this seat. Cabin Steward tries to argue – Lady, you need to leave. Your tiicket does not entitle you to sit here. “But, don’t you see, I’m destined to be great once I get to New York, as georgious as I look!.” Consternation, but co-pilot happens to step out of the cokpit. Informed of the situaltion, he says: no problem. I speak blond. Whispers to the women, who smiles at him, and gets up and goes back to her assigned seat. Stunned, the stewardess asks what he did… “ I simply told her that today first class does not stop in New York.

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@ellerbracke
Very good, I like that! Thanks for contributing.
Jake

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I thought this joke was funny but when I posted it on a neighborhood site most analyzed it saying things like “My husband always carried a knife” why people just can’t see the humor in things I’ll never know. Anyway here it is.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Jake

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