How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

@lioness
Get your head out of the gutter so mine can flow through, lol
Jake

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A joke for Jake– what do you call a cow with no legs–GROUND BEEF. From Dr. Rubenzer, in hospital with pneumonia, sepsis and UTI on New Year's eve.

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More jokes for Jake . . .
What do you call a pig with no legs? . . . Ground Pork
What do you call a chicken with no legs? . . . Ground Chicken
What do you call a turkey with no legs? . . . Ground Turkey
Seeing a trend here?
What do you call a dog with no legs? . . . It does not matter, he won't come anyway.

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@2011panc

More jokes for Jake . . .
What do you call a pig with no legs? . . . Ground Pork
What do you call a chicken with no legs? . . . Ground Chicken
What do you call a turkey with no legs? . . . Ground Turkey
Seeing a trend here?
What do you call a dog with no legs? . . . It does not matter, he won't come anyway.

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@2011panc
Hey there,
Thanks for the contribution. Reminded me when I was in the sauna and a little kid came in telling jokes. He said “What do you call a cow with no legs…….ground beef. I recon you knew that.
Jake

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Why did the pony have a hard time giving a speech? He was a little horse.

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@parus
Thanks for sharing, lol
Jake

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Don’t tick off old people,
The older we get the less
“Life in prison” is a deterrent.

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Think old and you’ll be old
Think young and you’ll be
a delusional old geezer.

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@jakedduck1

Think old and you’ll be old
Think young and you’ll be
a delusional old geezer.

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Nun Joke

Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs. So it was no surprise that one day when she ran out of gas, the only container she could find to put the gas into was a bedpan. Sister Mary happily walked two blocks to the closest gas station filled up the bedpan with gas and headed back to her car. Luck would have it that as Sister Mary started tipping the gas into the fuel tank, the traffic light turned red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the spectacle. Just when she finished pouring in the last drops of gas a fellow opened up his window and hollered, “I swear! If that car starts I’m becoming a religious man!”

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@jakedduck1

Nun Joke

Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs. So it was no surprise that one day when she ran out of gas, the only container she could find to put the gas into was a bedpan. Sister Mary happily walked two blocks to the closest gas station filled up the bedpan with gas and headed back to her car. Luck would have it that as Sister Mary started tipping the gas into the fuel tank, the traffic light turned red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the spectacle. Just when she finished pouring in the last drops of gas a fellow opened up his window and hollered, “I swear! If that car starts I’m becoming a religious man!”

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Joke About Going To A Psychic After Husband Dies

Suzie was all alone. It was two months since her dear Herbie had passed, and she just couldn’t seem to move on. “Listen here Suzie”, said her good friend Barbara, “maybe you should go see a psychic? One of my friends did it after her husband died and it made her feel so much better knowing that her dearest was happy.” So that’s how, on the next Tuesday, Suzie found herself in a dim room with a crystal ball and a psychic talking in a calm voice. “Is he here?” Suzie asked. “Yes, I sense him,” was her reply. “Can you ask him if he’s happy?” Suzie hesistanly asked. “He’s putting his hand to his mouth like he wants to smoke” said the psychic. “Oh, of course” said Suzie, “he needs a cigar. Herbie can never last more then a few hours without a cigar. I guess they don’t have cigars up there. Did he say where he is or how I could get one to him?” Questioned Suzie urgently. “Hmm”, said the psychic. “I can’t seem to get that question across to him. But then again,” said the psychic after a brief pause, “he didn’t say anything about needing a lighter!”

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@jakedduck1

Nun Joke

Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of all their needs. So it was no surprise that one day when she ran out of gas, the only container she could find to put the gas into was a bedpan. Sister Mary happily walked two blocks to the closest gas station filled up the bedpan with gas and headed back to her car. Luck would have it that as Sister Mary started tipping the gas into the fuel tank, the traffic light turned red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the spectacle. Just when she finished pouring in the last drops of gas a fellow opened up his window and hollered, “I swear! If that car starts I’m becoming a religious man!”

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@jakedduck1 lol thats a good one

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