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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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imallears | @imallears | Sep 11, 2023

@jakedduck1

If you could remember, next time enable captions on any of you tube videos for all us with hearing loss. I know some videos are not captioned. Just hit the cc button if there is one and it should come over with captions.

Thanks

FL Mary

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bea4me | @bea4me | Sep 11, 2023
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the
gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again "Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where
you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one
says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they
have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
“Okay, let’s give it a try."

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A lot of us can sure relate to this!

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Merry, Alumni Mentor | @merpreb | Sep 11, 2023
In reply to @imallears "@jakedduck1 If you could remember, next time enable captions on any of you tube videos for..." + (show)
@imallears

@jakedduck1

If you could remember, next time enable captions on any of you tube videos for all us with hearing loss. I know some videos are not captioned. Just hit the cc button if there is one and it should come over with captions.

Thanks

FL Mary

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Jake- Hi. I think that we have to enable CC personally.

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imallears | @imallears | Sep 11, 2023
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@merpreb

Jake- Hi. I think that we have to enable CC personally.

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@merpreb and @jakedduck1

If you send a you tube link without closed captions there is no way the receiver can enable cc on the link. What you are sending is an uncaptioned link. The receiver has to find the video on their own device and enable the cc. All my YouTube videos have an automatic cc setting.
Anyway, I found his videos….the ones I saw have cc as an option and yes, he is very funny. I had never heard of him before but leave it to Leonard to find the good ones.

None of my family or friends ever remembers the cc on these videos no matter how many times I tell them.

FL Mary

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frances007 | @frances007 | Sep 12, 2023

Why is alcohol better than carrots? Carrots may be good for your eyes, but alcohol will double your vision.

I'm sorry, I am just not myself tonight, obviously.

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frances007 | @frances007 | Sep 12, 2023

What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money? Hey dude, you knew the dill. Now you are in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 12, 2023

What do mummies listen to? Wrap music.

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Sep 12, 2023
In reply to @dorma "Some people spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then go to..." + (show)
@dorma

Some people spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

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Wild oats and crop failure-- that's hysterical!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
(almost choked on my iced tea. I should know better by now not to drink/eat when I open this chat!)

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Sep 12, 2023
In reply to @jakedduck1 "Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
"Where you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why Hooters?"
"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the
gorgeous legs."
"You're on."
At age 42, they meet and play golf again "Where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Again? Why?"
"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."
"OK."
At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."
"OK."
At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where
you wanna go?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."
"Good choice"
At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one
says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they
have senior discounts."
"Great choice."
At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"Because we've never been there before."
“Okay, let’s give it a try."

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Hooters-- That's a funny one!
(But I disapprove of Hooters... I know, I know, I'm old fashioned. But I can still appreciate a funny joke.)

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