How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 7, 2023

In reply to @kamama94 "If an electrician's kids misbehave, do they get grounded?" + (show)

Q.
What did the electrician say after he found out he used the wrong resistor?

A.
OHM my.

itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 7, 2023

In reply to @jakedduck1 "Anyone have some jokes to add, obviously they don’t have to be good jokes." + (show)

2 blondes were on an airline flight when the pilot announced that the plane had just lost engine 1 of 4 and the flight would take a bit longer.

In short succession, similar announcements were made about further delays due to the failures of engines 2 & 3.

After this, one of the blondes turned to the other and said, " Boy, if that last engine goes, we'll be up here all day!"

itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 7, 2023

Famous Groucho Marx line"

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How it got in my pajamas, I have no idea."

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Oct 7, 2023

I before E except when your foreign neighbor, Keith, receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 7, 2023

What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? Aretha Franklins

coffeedrinker | @coffeedrinker | Oct 7, 2023

A man buys a horse and buggy from a church pastor. The pastor tells him that in order to get the horse to move you need to say, "Praise the Lord." And the horse will start pulling. And when you want to stop, you say, "Amen."
So, the man gets on the buggy and says, "Giddy up." But the horse doesn't budge. Then he remembers the correct command, yells out, "Praise the Lord," and the horse starts pulling the buggy. He says it again and it starts moving even faster. Suddenly he notices that he is headed directly towards the edge of a cliff. So, he yells. "Whoa," but the horse doesn't stop. He's beginning to panic and yells out every conceivable command to stop the horse, but to no avail.
He has now accepted his fate and begins to pray - "Our Father, who art in heaven...." he gets to the end of the prayer and says, "Amen." And suddenly the horse stops within inches of going off the cliff. And with a sigh of relief he yells, "Praise the Lord!"