How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Mar 8, 2023

In reply to @johnbishop "Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them. It's a case of..." + (show)

Grooooan! Haha! I needed these jokes! THANKS!

(medicare drug selection is a nightmare-- just got off the phone with my SHIP counselor)

imallears | @imallears | Mar 8, 2023

@annewoodmayo

If Moses were alive today what kind of health insurance would he have?

Medicare Part C

Think about it ….FL Mary

annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Mar 8, 2023

In reply to @imallears "@annewoodmayo If Moses were alive today what kind of health insurance would he have? Medicare Part..." + (show)

OMG "part the sea"!!
I did have to think about it! but my brain is full of medicare, too. I kept trying to find a connection with the 10 Commandments. One of them should be, "Thou shalt not get sick."

Thanks for the much-needed support!

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Mar 8, 2023

In reply to @imallears "@annewoodmayo I like that Table. I read it periodically. FL Mary" + (show)

Because Anne and Mary like the periodic table of elements...

Maybe it's because Lori's puns took were the OXYGEN for the math jokes.
Let's try to IRON out some new ideas.
Keep it on the up and up, so we won't need to call a COPPER.
These may not be original, but they're not CARBON copies.

It's ELEMENTARY, but here it goes:

Hydrogen gas is Hair.
Copper charges are CUrates.
Mercury water sources are HG Wells,
Gold wind is AUgust.
Potassium portions are K rations.
Tin source is SNore.
Carbon cooker is Coven.
Silver debris is AGlitter.
Neon portal is NEgate.
Helium drinks are HEbrews.
Aluminum fishing gear are ALlures.

annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Mar 8, 2023

In reply to @lagrange5 "Because Anne and Mary like the periodic table of elements... Maybe it's because Lori's puns took..." + (show)

Holy cow, Lagrange! What a lot of hot gas at one time!
Those were very punny!
(Just got off the phone, again. Two more medicare calls done but still waiting for a call back. You need a PhD to figure out how to pay for medicine and care. My master's degree is not enough for the task...Oops, sorry to whine. This is supposed to be our fun spot! but I am very grateful to everybody here!)

THANKS!!! for making this day a bit more bearable!!