How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Vlad Dracula was the first and worst mass murderer in Wallachia.

All the others impaled by comparison.

Not too shabby, yourself, lady.

Are you from KS?

I lived in Burlington for about 3 years. Nice little town.

@scottrl @bjk3, thanks for reaching out to support a new member.
@imallears, you were right to help direct people to another discussion or support group where they could discuss health and relationships. I wouldn’t want someone to think that their concerns were not being taken seriously because the mistakenly posted in the Just For Laughs discussion.

@lacy2, as others have said, all is good. You are in the right place and did nothing wrong.

If anyone sees posts that you would like to bring to my attention, simply click the 3 dots in the bottom right of the message and report it.

So back to the topic at hand … humor.

Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was too tired.

Good night everyone.

@scottrl @bjk3, thanks for reaching out to support a new member.
@imallears, you were right to help direct people to another discussion or support group where they could discuss health and relationships. I wouldn’t want someone to think that their concerns were not being taken seriously because the mistakenly posted in the Just For Laughs discussion.

@lacy2, as others have said, all is good. You are in the right place and did nothing wrong.

If anyone sees posts that you would like to bring to my attention, simply click the 3 dots in the bottom right of the message and report it.

So back to the topic at hand … humor.

Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was too tired.

Good night everyone.

@scottrl @bjk3, thanks for reaching out to support a new member.
@imallears, you were right to help direct people to another discussion or support group where they could discuss health and relationships. I wouldn’t want someone to think that their concerns were not being taken seriously because the mistakenly posted in the Just For Laughs discussion.

@lacy2, as others have said, all is good. You are in the right place and did nothing wrong.

If anyone sees posts that you would like to bring to my attention, simply click the 3 dots in the bottom right of the message and report it.

So back to the topic at hand … humor.

Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was too tired.

Good night everyone.

Sad News From Minnesota

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin with the grave site piled high with many flours.

Numerous celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born in 1965 and bread in Minnesota, Poppin’ Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes.

A little flaky, he was known as crusty man, but still considered a positive “roll” model to millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; three children – John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough…plus, they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly uncle, Pop-Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 15 minutes.

If you enjoyed reading this, rise to the occasion and share it with a friend who’s having a crumb-y day and kneading a lift.

Since this is a healthcare-related site...

A friend of mine in the San Franisco area (Marin County) used to commute to work with some friends.

Every day, they'd pass through the Rainbow Tunnel.

Over time, my friend became increasingly anxious when he'd travel through the tunnel!

After seeing a series of specialists, he finally got the right diagnosis:

Car-pool Tunnel Syndrome.