How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Julie Andrews refused to wear cheap lipstick because it crumbled easily and made her breath smell. She said, "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis!"

This is a true story.

My wife and I were watching a livestock parade here in Fort Worth a few years ago. The Paint Horse Association had a large group. As they passed, my wife noticed that one of the horses was very shaggy.

"Why is that one's hair so long?" she asked.

I replied, "Obviously, that paint needed a second coat."

I eat peas with honey. They don't taste very good, but the honey keeps the peas from falling off my knife.

I learned it this way:

I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on my knife.

But she wore cheap eyeliner which, to me, was a mascarage of justice.

I know, I know. Eye deserve forty lashes for that one.

I ate my peas with honey , til' I got what I had feared, and now I'd pay big money, to lose these legumes from my beard.

Poddin' me.

That one's a real
g-roan-er

Touche!

Pretty aw-foal, I know.

I never knew peas-and-honey was a literary genre!

@sisyphus
re pi:
“Math is fun and fundamental” LOL