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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Nov 5, 2023
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Dear kamama,

I'm bald, and in most cases, would resent this joke.

But, since it came from you, I'll brush it aside.

itchy

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I'm going bald myself but I love puns. "Brush" it aside? I'm still giggling!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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What kind of spooks do chickens fear the most?

Poultrygeists

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Why did Dracula have to give up smoking in bed?

He started having coffin fits.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Why did Casper finally stop hitting on Wendy?

She told him he didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Why did Casper finally stop hitting on Wendy?

She told him he didn't stand a ghost of a chance.

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Why did the creature from the Black Lagoon move away?

He'd had it up to the gills with the place.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Why did Frosty finally stop hitting on Karen?

She told him he didn't have a snowball's chance in hell.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Vlad Dracula was the first and worst mass murderer in Wallachia.

All the others impaled by comparison.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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What Beatles song do witches like best?

Wiccan Work It Out.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Why didn't the invisible man's alibi hold up in court?

He didnt appear to be telling the truth and the judge could see right through him.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Nov 5, 2023
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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Vampire slayers always make sure they impale their victims all the way through to the ground ... otherwise the stakes are just too high.

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