How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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People are always making fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet wrench set or want a pulled pork sandwich

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Laughter can help with depression. Let's share simple jokes for a happier day!

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@lacy2

Me: I thought you were on a diet
Friend: I am
Me: You just ate three donuts
Frien:d: But I wanted four !

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About the donut joke-

Hey, that counts as a diet in my book!

I laughed all day about that one!

Hey, everybody-- great series of jokes recently!
Thank you so much!

From the joke-free and grateful,
Anne

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I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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@tim1028

People are always making fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet wrench set or want a pulled pork sandwich

I love pasta, but on Friday the 13th I won't eat Pasta A-fraid-o

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That one was a Chef Boy-hardee-harhar!

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@lacy2

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea - they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."

"A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Highway. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals."

"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, 'Sorry we don't serve food in here

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I wanted to teach my rooster how to read and write. He's got the reading part down OK, but the writing's going slow. So far, nobody can read his chicken scratching.

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@lacy2

I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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Hey, calendar lady. If it'd been a leap year you would've probably gotten away with it.

Of course, I could be jumping to conclusions about that.

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Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates so he changed his name to
VBX-15365?

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@tim1028

People are always making fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet wrench set or want a pulled pork sandwich

I love pasta, but on Friday the 13th I won't eat Pasta A-fraid-o

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Please, no jokes here about pulling pork.

We're trying to run a clean site here.

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