How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Why didn't the invisible man's alibi hold up in court?

He didnt appear to be telling the truth and the judge could see right through him.

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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!

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Vampire slayers always make sure they impale their victims all the way through to the ground ... otherwise the stakes are just too high.

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Vlad Dracula was the first and worst mass murderer in Wallachia.

All the others impaled by comparison.

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You amaze me!

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Not too shabby, yourself, lady.

Are you from KS?

I lived in Burlington for about 3 years. Nice little town.

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Not too shabby, yourself, lady.

Are you from KS?

I lived in Burlington for about 3 years. Nice little town.

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@itchyd Burlington, Ontario?

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Hi Rashida,

I lived in Burlington, Kansas for a few years, on a long-term assignment for the engineering firm I worked for. I live near Madison, Wisconsin now. I'm not Canadian, although based on their higher standard of living and civilized ideas about how to treat their citizens (universal healthcare, etc.), I kinda wish I was. I grew up in the Chicago area and played hockey when I was a kid. I idolized the Black Hawks, Red Wings, Canadiens and Leafs. Are you from north of the border?

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@scottrl @bjk3, thanks for reaching out to support a new member.
@imallears, you were right to help direct people to another discussion or support group where they could discuss health and relationships. I wouldn’t want someone to think that their concerns were not being taken seriously because the mistakenly posted in the Just For Laughs discussion.

@lacy2, as others have said, all is good. You are in the right place and did nothing wrong.

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So back to the topic at hand … humor.

Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was too tired.

Good night everyone.

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Why did the bike avoid taverns?

It couldn't handlebars

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@scottrl @bjk3, thanks for reaching out to support a new member.
@imallears, you were right to help direct people to another discussion or support group where they could discuss health and relationships. I wouldn’t want someone to think that their concerns were not being taken seriously because the mistakenly posted in the Just For Laughs discussion.

@lacy2, as others have said, all is good. You are in the right place and did nothing wrong.

If anyone sees posts that you would like to bring to my attention, simply click the 3 dots in the bottom right of the message and report it.

So back to the topic at hand … humor.

Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was too tired.

Good night everyone.

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When bicycles see tricycles they get so jealous that they just can't stand themeselves.

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@scottrl @bjk3, thanks for reaching out to support a new member.
@imallears, you were right to help direct people to another discussion or support group where they could discuss health and relationships. I wouldn’t want someone to think that their concerns were not being taken seriously because the mistakenly posted in the Just For Laughs discussion.

@lacy2, as others have said, all is good. You are in the right place and did nothing wrong.

If anyone sees posts that you would like to bring to my attention, simply click the 3 dots in the bottom right of the message and report it.

So back to the topic at hand … humor.

Q: Why did the bike fall over?
A: It was too tired.

Good night everyone.

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The bicycle wheel spread a rumor, then got all bent out of shape when it found out it that it had been mispoken and it wasn't true.

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Since this is a healthcare-related site...

A friend of mine in the San Franisco area (Marin County) used to commute to work with some friends.

Every day, they'd pass through the Rainbow Tunnel.

Over time, my friend became increasingly anxious when he'd travel through the tunnel!

After seeing a series of specialists, he finally got the right diagnosis:

Car-pool Tunnel Syndrome.

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