How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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"I think animal testing is a terrible idea - they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
"A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Highway. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, 'Sorry we don't serve food in here
People are always making fun of my cargo shorts until they need a ratchet wrench set or want a pulled pork sandwich
I love pasta, but on Friday the 13th I won't eat Pasta A-fraid-o
Laughter can help with depression. Let's share simple jokes for a happier day!
About the donut joke-
Hey, that counts as a diet in my book!
I laughed all day about that one!
Hey, everybody-- great series of jokes recently!
Thank you so much!
From the joke-free and grateful,
Anne
I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
That one was a Chef Boy-hardee-harhar!
I wanted to teach my rooster how to read and write. He's got the reading part down OK, but the writing's going slow. So far, nobody can read his chicken scratching.
Hey, calendar lady. If it'd been a leap year you would've probably gotten away with it.
Of course, I could be jumping to conclusions about that.
One of my favorite jokes came from the movie, "Fargo":
Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates so he changed his name to
VBX-15365?
Please, no jokes here about pulling pork.
We're trying to run a clean site here.
My neighbor communicates with his garden. Yes, Jack and the beans talk.