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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Sep 9, 2023

"Marriage is an institution. Who the heck wants to live in an institution!?!"

- Groucho Marx

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captboat | @captboat | Sep 9, 2023

Here's a joke 🙂

A man goes to the orthopedic surgeon and says: 'It hurts when I press here' (pressing his side) 'And when I press here' (pressing the other side) 'And here' (his leg) 'And here, here and here' (his other leg and both arms)...So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... 'You've got a broken finger!!!'

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 9, 2023
In reply to @captboat "Here's a joke :) A man goes to the orthopedic surgeon and says: 'It hurts when..." + (show)
@captboat

Here's a joke 🙂

A man goes to the orthopedic surgeon and says: 'It hurts when I press here' (pressing his side) 'And when I press here' (pressing the other side) 'And here' (his leg) 'And here, here and here' (his other leg and both arms)...So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong... 'You've got a broken finger!!!'

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hahaha

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 9, 2023

My dentist said I need a crown,

I was, like, I know! Right?

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 9, 2023

The Doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.

Did he?

Yes, I had to sell my car to pay his bill.

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 9, 2023

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that!!!"

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 9, 2023

Knock knock
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
It is actually pronounced kangaroo.

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 9, 2023

Knock knock
Who's there?
Oink oink
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?

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frances007 | @frances007 | Sep 9, 2023

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

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frances007 | @frances007 | Sep 9, 2023

“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler

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