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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 25, 2023
In reply to @annewoodmayo "We really need a "groan" icon-comment-thingy for this thread! Thanks for the laughs!!! and the groans!!..." + (show)
@annewoodmayo

We really need a "groan" icon-comment-thingy for this thread!
Thanks for the laughs!!! and the groans!! and the smiles!!

Have you noticed that these one liners give us something to talk about beyond our illnesses? Yet another plus!!
I read these out to my husband so we can share a laugh and not just share chores.
THANKS!

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Moan jokes ahoy!!

I went down the local supermarket. I said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’
He said: ‘Those are pickled onions.’

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 25, 2023

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Sep 25, 2023

Valerie,
You are on a roll! hahaha
thanks!

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captboat | @captboat | Sep 25, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up alone?
Because it was two tired

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Mentor
Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Sep 26, 2023

Nigel: In Europe it’s called a Lift.

Richard: Well, in America it’s called an Elevator!

Nigel: I guess we were…
just raised differently.

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 27, 2023

..... I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong !

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captboat | @captboat | Sep 27, 2023
In reply to @kamama94 "2 alligators, one of them twice the size of the other, were sunning themselves on the..." + (show)
@kamama94

2 alligators, one of them twice the size of the other, were sunning themselves on the lake shore. The smaller one said, "We're the same age, why are you bigger then I am?"
The bigger alligator said, "I eat right."
"What do you eat?" inquired the smaller alligator.
"I eat politicians," replied the bigger one.
"I don't understand," complained the smaller one, "I eat politicians, too."
The larger one said, "You're not getting enough nutrition, though. How do you catch them?"
"I grab the politican by the ankles and shake the crap out of him or her."
"Well, there's the problem," explained the larger alligator, "because when you shake the crap out of a politician, all you have left is a briefcase and a lot of hot air."

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@kamama94
The truth is the light when spoken in the dark!

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 28, 2023

Some day I am going to retire and live off my savings...

Not sure what I am going to do the next day

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 28, 2023

Look ..... I have neither the patience nor the crayons to explain this to you

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 28, 2023

Pirates used to collect crystals and transport them in their ships to sell. It was they who learned how many quartz were in a galleon.

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