How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 18, 2023

In reply to @lagrange5 "That's a really good punny comeback. It gives you a good reason to crow!" + (show)

I’ll try not to get too cocky. 🐔

geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Aug 18, 2023

In reply to @lacy2 "I was a bookkeeper for 10 years. The local library wasn't too happy about it" + (show)

Favorite pun I've heard all week! XD

geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Aug 18, 2023

In reply to @annewoodmayo "Valerie, About "Nothing funny anymore"-- I so agree! I am really grateful to everyone who posts..." + (show)

Ooh, geometry puns coming right up! I confess, the first one isn't mine (heard it at a math contest a while back):
Someone brought graph paper to a party; everyone figured they must be plotting something.
When asked what he thought of Corvettes, a farmer explained that his favorite vehicles didn't en-compass sports cars; he was more protractor himself.

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Aug 18, 2023

In reply to @geekygirl9 "Ooh, geometry puns coming right up! I confess, the first one isn't mine (heard it at..." + (show)

It appears that you held off punning until you were given the right angle.

It's good that both puns had parallel concepts, instead of going off on a tangent.

Valerie | @lacy2 | Aug 18, 2023

Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?'

lyndac1027 | @lyndac1027 | Aug 18, 2023

One bird cannot make a pun, but toucan!

Valerie | @lacy2 | Aug 18, 2023

Pigeons must be wealthy.... they have no problem putting deposits on expensive cars!

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Aug 18, 2023

In reply to @loribmt "Well, I suppose she could have been considered a birdbrain. 🐦‍⬛" + (show)

Look at all of these bird puns that came after yours.
That's a feather in your cap.

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Aug 19, 2023

In reply to @lagrange5 "Look at all of these bird puns that came after yours. That's a feather in your..." + (show)

Did you hear about the crow on the telephone pole?

He wanted to make a long-distance caw

John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Aug 19, 2023

Patient: “Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!”
Doctor: “So why are you telling me?”
Patient: “I can’t understand the writing. Was it you?”