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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | May 26, 2023
In reply to @annewoodmayo "Hey there, Jake, You callin' me a "slacker"? Those are fightin' words. I was too busy..." + (show)
@annewoodmayo

Hey there, Jake,
You callin' me a "slacker"? Those are fightin' words.

I was too busy nagging my husband to nag you for jokes, too!

(This is meant to be a joke, everybody.
I hope you are mildly amused by the stereotypical play on gender roles, reminiscent, perhaps, of our childhoods.)

[Actually, I'm still in that post Covid netherworld in which I feel good one day-- and over-do it-- then feel crappy for the next 3 days...I am so, so, so, so tired of Covid, on top of other disease. I feel like I can't leave the house...]

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I'm sorry! I forgot to end my last post with
"Thanks, everybody!"

Have a great Memorial Day Weekend!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | May 26, 2023
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@captboat

Just returning from a cruise and heard about the international bathroom:
“First you’re Russian, then European, then you’re Finnish!”

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Ahoy, captain boat!

About the bathroom-- What a hoot! Took me about 5 reads, one of them out loud, to get it.

Thanks!

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captboat | @captboat | May 27, 2023
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@annewoodmayo

Ahoy, captain boat!

About the bathroom-- What a hoot! Took me about 5 reads, one of them out loud, to get it.

Thanks!

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Every dog has his day!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | May 27, 2023

I "borrowed" this from a friend:

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car
over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 6 old ladies, two at the front, 2 in the middle, and 2 at the back, wide-eyed and looking like ghosts.
The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.
The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?
These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."

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Judyinjeans. | @judyingenes | May 28, 2023
In reply to @annewoodmayo "Hey there, Jake, You callin' me a "slacker"? Those are fightin' words. I was too busy..." + (show)
@annewoodmayo

Hey there, Jake,
You callin' me a "slacker"? Those are fightin' words.

I was too busy nagging my husband to nag you for jokes, too!

(This is meant to be a joke, everybody.
I hope you are mildly amused by the stereotypical play on gender roles, reminiscent, perhaps, of our childhoods.)

[Actually, I'm still in that post Covid netherworld in which I feel good one day-- and over-do it-- then feel crappy for the next 3 days...I am so, so, so, so tired of Covid, on top of other disease. I feel like I can't leave the house...]

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Thought I’d post a Covid joke to cheer you up!
….Never in my wildest of wild dreams did I ever think I would go up to a bank teller and request money with a mask on!!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | May 30, 2023
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@judyingenes

Thought I’d post a Covid joke to cheer you up!
….Never in my wildest of wild dreams did I ever think I would go up to a bank teller and request money with a mask on!!

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Hi Judyinjeans!
It did cheer me up. Thank you!

Every little giggle helps. Right, everybody?

(I love this section of the Mayo! Cheers to us!)

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | May 31, 2023

I got called pretty today! Well, actually the full statement was, “You’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things. 🙃

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William Olsen, Volunteer Mentor | @hrhwilliam | May 31, 2023

I have a horse called Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Jun 1, 2023

I had to keep repeating it. Then I laughed.

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