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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Imagine having to live with that scandal for the rest of their lives and being the focus of cruel jokes and one liners.
Anyway…Why does Mr Potato Head have a cell phone?
In case Mr Onion Rings.
FL Mary
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If you put Mr Potato Head on a sofa is he is couch potato?
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3 ReactionsHow about a few riddles
A boy and a doctor were fishing.
The boy was the doctor’s son but doctor was not the boy’s father.
Who is the doctor?
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His mother.
6. You enter a dark room.
You have only one match.
There is an oil lamp, a furnace, and a stove in the room.
Which would you light first?
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First you light the match
Tricky Riddles that’ll stretch your brain
7. What moves faster?
Heat or cold?
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Heat. Because you can always catch a cold.
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2 ReactionsLeonard, I will have to save these for my granddaughter. Thanks.
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2 ReactionsI'm a Certified Laughter Yoga Leader. Read on to find out how to join me on Zoom for free sessions! 😊
Hello Everyone! I appreciate this thread with all the riddles and funny stories! Laughter truly is good medicine. Did you know whether laughter is real (from a joke) or simulated (fake), it still causes the body to produce feel-good endorphins? Our bodies do not know the difference between real laughter and fake laughter. So, why not try a free laughter yoga session with me?! ! It may surprise you what laughter yoga is and is not.
I have been doing laughter yoga consistently for the past year and can no longer keep it a secret!!! The benefits are amazing. I have noticed more calm and energy as I go about my days. Read more about laughter yoga on my blog. https://backtolifewellness.blogspot.com/
Yeah, I know it may sound weird. I will admit, it felt awkward at first. An interesting fact is that it was started by a medical doctor. There are no difficult poses. The only reason Madan Kataria, MD decided to call it laughter yoga is because it also incorporates breathing techniques.
You can put as much or as little energy into it as you wish staying within any physical limitations. Laughter yoga is an exercise, therefore, it is highly recommended you consult with your doctor before participating.
🤣Now as a Certified Laughter Yoga Leader, I am excited to offer a FREE LAUGHTER YOGA SESSION via Zoom on 🤣Saturdays from 10:30-11:00 AM/EST 🤣
(My Saturday sessions include gentle movement, breathing exercises, laughter, and I usually include some Scripture. It is not associated with Mayo Clinic)
Boost your mood, support your immune system and shake off your week!
***Personal message your email me for my weekly links****
Although it is good to see smiles and make eye contact, I understand not everyone feels comfortable on camera. So come as you are, on/off mute, on/off camera.
My mission as a nurse was to help people live to their fullest potential in wellness. Now I get to do that in a unique way! Check it out and feel the benefits for yourself.
Best in Wellness (or should I say "Warmth & Giggles"?)
Marianne 😊
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2 ReactionsVery cute! Thanks Leonard.
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1 Reaction@jakedduck1 and @imallears, These are awesome! Please post more Mr. Potato 🥔 Head riddles!
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1 ReactionSo This Explains It!!!
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
God: What is wrong with you?
Adam: I don’t have anyone to talk to.
God: I’m going to make for you a companion and I will call her “woman.”
This person will gather food for you, cook for you.
When you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam: What will a woman like this cost?
God: An arm and a leg.
Adam: What can I get for a rib?
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3 ReactionsSome thoughts on aging:
I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.
I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps. Got lost on the way back. Now I have no idea what's going on.
I don't have grey hair. I have wisdom highlights.
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9 Reactions"wisdom highlights"......wonderful!
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