How about a laugh, (hopefully)

I have a true story to tell that has kept me laughing for years. Both my Dentist and PcP are of Chinese heritage and coincidently have the same last name. They both each married a woman of Western heritage. Both also had a young daughter that was enrolled in a Preparatory High School. The teachers constantly asked them if they were related. Finally one girl said yes that they were fraternal twins.
They didn't know each other before ending up in that situation but decided to keep that fiction up.Close to end of the school year a teacher was checking the birthday list and discovered their birth dates weren't close enough to support the fraternal twins story. Apparently only one set of parents thought the ruse was funny. I applaud the fiction.

An elderly woman was going through the bacon packages, picking up one after another and putting it back. The meat department assistant asked it she needed any assistance, to which she replied, "Yes! I don't know what to buy. They are all different and each one says it's better than the next. When I first started cooking I just asked the butcher for bacon and he wrapped it up for me."
"Well," replied the assistant, "there are lots of different flavors added, but basically it boils down to whether or not the bacon has been made with preservatives."
"What is the difference?" She asked.
"The bacon without preservatives has been made the way the bacon you got from your butcher was made, with all natural products. That bacon will spoil faster than the bacon made with preservatives." The assistant placed the bacon with preservatives back in the case, expecting that the woman would choose the natural product.
After some consideration the old woman said, "Give me the one with preservatives. At may age I need all the help I can get!"

What do you get if you pick a pig's nose?

Ham buggers!

@2011panc Had a rough day today and even cried. Thank you for some laughter to end the day!😆

@marjou Sorry to hear you had such an upsetting day. I am glad I could bring a bit of joy (or groan) to your day.

A Duck, a Skunk and a Deer went out for dinner one night at a restaurant.
When it came time to pay, the Skunk didn't have a scent, the Deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the Ducks bill.

That’s a good one John, next time I go out to dinner I’ll be sure to take a duck along. Wondering will it also work for take out?

Thanks for a good giggle tonight.

@johnbishop Thanks for the great laugh this morning, John!

@johnbishop This is definitely my husband's type of joke - a "groaner".
Jane