How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@lagrange5

Why did the football team go to the bank?

Because they wanted their quarter back.

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@lagrange5 Loved that one We have a talent show I'm going jokes do tell me more

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Conversation in a beauty salon:

“How is your sister Molly?”
“She’s doing well, thank you.“
“How is your boyfriend?“
“We broke up, and now he’s dating my sister.“
“Why?“
“Because he’s cold to me and hot to Molly.“

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In reply to @lagrange5 "(Hot Tamale)" + (show)
@lagrange5

(Hot Tamale)

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@lagrange5
I actually got that one, not right away though. Keep some simple for me.
I think your jokes are great like @lioness says “tell me more”
Jake

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Why was the math book so sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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@lagrange5
I enjoy your jokes very much La Grange. Thank you for all your contributions. I'm sure you've cheered up many members. Linda, your going to be a smash at your family gathering this year for sure. I bet you'll get a standing ovation.
@lagrange5 do you by any chance live in central California. I mention that because your user name is also a town near me.
Keep them coming, please.
Take care,
Jake

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@jakedduck1

@lagrange5
I enjoy your jokes very much La Grange. Thank you for all your contributions. I'm sure you've cheered up many members. Linda, your going to be a smash at your family gathering this year for sure. I bet you'll get a standing ovation.
@lagrange5 do you by any chance live in central California. I mention that because your user name is also a town near me.
Keep them coming, please.
Take care,
Jake

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@lagrange5 Yes Zi really love your jokes as Jake said we have a talent show after Thanksgiving dinner which won't be this year My son is doing Zoom I think this day I always tell jokes do thanks anymore?

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Hi @jakedduck1 and @lioness. It is gratifying to bring laughter and smiles to your faces and to hopefully others. I love laughing and spending time with people who feel the same way. It reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously.
Jake, I don’t live in California. I chose Lagrange 5, because it’s one of my favorite astronomy terms, and my hobby is amateur astronomy. Lagrange was a mathematician, who discovered a stable orbit point (L5), which corresponds to 2 o’clock on a clock face. Hope that’s not too technical.
Linda, it’s too bad that you’ll be missing out with the family Thanksgiving dinner this year. But just think how much look you can look forward to when you get together again next time. One of my favorite things to do is take a survey and ask people what is their favorite part of the turkey. You’ll be surprised how many different answers you get.
Blessings to all, and keep laughing.

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@user_cha272278

A joke for Jake-- what do you call a cow with no legs--GROUND BEEF. From Dr. Rubenzer, in hospital with pneumonia, sepsis and UTI on New Year's eve.

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She : I have to sell my vacuum cleaner.
He: Why?
She: It's collecting dust.

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@lolaemma

She : I have to sell my vacuum cleaner.
He: Why?
She: It's collecting dust.

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@lolaemma Love it Thanks guys I'm writing all these down

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