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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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fiesty76 | @fiesty76 | Oct 29, 2020
In reply to @lagrange5 "Hi @funcountess. The name of my joke book is simply that I like to smile, to..." + (show)
@lagrange5

Hi @funcountess. The name of my joke book is simply that I like to smile, to laugh, and to be happy and that I like to make others feel the same way. My comedy is stand up, sit down, headstand or any other position you can think of. I’m glad you like it, and I like your emoji clown face. By the way, did you know that “go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog“ is the same backwards and forwards?

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And, @lagrange5, we all benefit from your wonderful sense of humor and sharing regardless of how you present it!!!

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2011panc | @2011panc | Oct 29, 2020

My friend got a hairless cat so that she wouldn't have to worry about allergies. The next week she took it back to the pet store and wanted to return it. When asked why she said, because it wouldn't "walk like an Egyptian."

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2011panc | @2011panc | Oct 30, 2020

How many doors are on a chicken coop and why?

2

Because if there were 4 it would be a sedan!

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Nov 1, 2020

From an old Superman TV episode:

“Look!“

“Up in the sky!“

“It’s a bird!“

“It’s a plane!“

“It’s…a bird.“
(Wiping his face)

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2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 2, 2020

A man dining alone at a fancy restaurant noticed a gorgeous redhead seated nearby. He was attracted but made no move to approach her.
Suddenly the woman sneezed, whereupon her glass eye popped out and flew across the room.
With lightening quick reflexes the man reached out and snatched the eye out of the air as it sailed past his table.
When he returned it to her she gratefully popped back in place and offered to purchase his meal for his trouble.
He replied that it was no trouble, but he would accept her invitation of dinner.
They had a great meal and enjoyed each other's company. Following dinner they went to the theater and then had drinks. They spent the evening laughing, talking and sharing their dreams. They each listened intently when the other was speaking.
At the end of the evening the redhead invited the man over to her apartment for a nightcap and to spend the night, which invitation he again accepted.
In the morning she made a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
He was amazed and said, "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied,

(wait for it)

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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imallears | @imallears | Nov 2, 2020

@2011panc
That’s hilarious and Eye didn’t expect it. Bravo, you got me!

FL Mary

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Nov 2, 2020
In reply to @2011panc "A man dining alone at a fancy restaurant noticed a gorgeous redhead seated nearby. He was..." + (show)
@2011panc

A man dining alone at a fancy restaurant noticed a gorgeous redhead seated nearby. He was attracted but made no move to approach her.
Suddenly the woman sneezed, whereupon her glass eye popped out and flew across the room.
With lightening quick reflexes the man reached out and snatched the eye out of the air as it sailed past his table.
When he returned it to her she gratefully popped back in place and offered to purchase his meal for his trouble.
He replied that it was no trouble, but he would accept her invitation of dinner.
They had a great meal and enjoyed each other's company. Following dinner they went to the theater and then had drinks. They spent the evening laughing, talking and sharing their dreams. They each listened intently when the other was speaking.
At the end of the evening the redhead invited the man over to her apartment for a nightcap and to spend the night, which invitation he again accepted.
In the morning she made a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
He was amazed and said, "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied,

(wait for it)

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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This was definitely worth the long read.

Eye really liked it too.

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fiesty76 | @fiesty76 | Nov 2, 2020
In reply to @2011panc "A man dining alone at a fancy restaurant noticed a gorgeous redhead seated nearby. He was..." + (show)
@2011panc

A man dining alone at a fancy restaurant noticed a gorgeous redhead seated nearby. He was attracted but made no move to approach her.
Suddenly the woman sneezed, whereupon her glass eye popped out and flew across the room.
With lightening quick reflexes the man reached out and snatched the eye out of the air as it sailed past his table.
When he returned it to her she gratefully popped back in place and offered to purchase his meal for his trouble.
He replied that it was no trouble, but he would accept her invitation of dinner.
They had a great meal and enjoyed each other's company. Following dinner they went to the theater and then had drinks. They spent the evening laughing, talking and sharing their dreams. They each listened intently when the other was speaking.
At the end of the evening the redhead invited the man over to her apartment for a nightcap and to spend the night, which invitation he again accepted.
In the morning she made a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
He was amazed and said, "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied,

(wait for it)

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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Great fun!

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2011panc | @2011panc | Nov 2, 2020

New At Home Covid-19 Test:
Pour a large glass of wine.
Sniff it.
If you cannot smell wine you may have Covid-19.
Taste it.
If you cannot taste wine you may have Covid-19.
If you smell and taste wine, CONGRATS! You do not have Covid-19!
Celebrate by finishing the glass of wine.

I tested myself 17 times last night and it was negative every time!

I woke up this morning with a headache and blurry eyes.
I will have to test myself again tonight, just to be sure.

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Nov 2, 2020
In reply to @2011panc "New At Home Covid-19 Test: Pour a large glass of wine. Sniff it. If you cannot..." + (show)
@2011panc

New At Home Covid-19 Test:
Pour a large glass of wine.
Sniff it.
If you cannot smell wine you may have Covid-19.
Taste it.
If you cannot taste wine you may have Covid-19.
If you smell and taste wine, CONGRATS! You do not have Covid-19!
Celebrate by finishing the glass of wine.

I tested myself 17 times last night and it was negative every time!

I woke up this morning with a headache and blurry eyes.
I will have to test myself again tonight, just to be sure.

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Moral of the story:

Wine will make you feel

Fine.

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