How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Oct 24, 2020

The doctors were really surprised when Mary had a little lamb. But they were shocked when Old McDonald had a farm.

lolaemma | @lolaemma | Oct 24, 2020

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The family was sitting at the table eating dinner. The little boy said the peas are cold. Astonished the mother said you've never said a single word before. Why now? The boy replied up until now everything has been alright.

Ellen | @helenfrances | Oct 24, 2020

I like this child’s honesty.
But why do we (role model)adults forget to praise the positive and give attention to the negative?

Praising positive behavior increases it.
Giving attention to the negative, increase the negative.

I think this is a son with this message for us.

Ellen | @helenfrances | Oct 24, 2020

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This is a wise child

2011panc | @2011panc | Oct 25, 2020

Children's names change through the decades. For example, not many boys are named Lance, but in Medieval times men were named Lance a lot. (Lancelot)

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Oct 25, 2020

Conversation on the Mister Ed Show from the 60s:

“Hello Wilbur.“
“Hello Mister Ed. Why the long face?“

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Oct 27, 2020

I met a woman who loved sales so much that she once asked a department store clerk how much the escalator cost, because it was marked DOWN.

Funcountess | @funcountess | Oct 27, 2020

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What’s the name of your joke book?
Just curious because there are so many good ones in it.
The escalator was a good one.
Do you do stand up or sit down comedy?
Funcountess 🤡

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Oct 29, 2020

Hi @funcountess. The name of my joke book is simply that I like to smile, to laugh, and to be happy and that I like to make others feel the same way. My comedy is stand up, sit down, headstand or any other position you can think of. I’m glad you like it, and I like your emoji clown face. By the way, did you know that “go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog“ is the same backwards and forwards?