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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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donnademps | @donnademps | Sep 28 8:14am
In reply to @triciaot "A tourist goes snorkeling for the first time and buys every high-tech gadget in the dive..." + (show)
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A tourist goes snorkeling for the first time and buys every high-tech gadget in the dive shop—including a wireless Meta VR underwater mask.

He jumps into the ocean, floats out over the reef, and tests out his headset. He hears a beep, followed by a soft female voice saying, "Welcome to the Meta-Snorkel 3000! You are currently floating in ten feet of crystal-clear water. To your left is a blue tang. To your right is a parrotfish."

The guy can’t wait to brag to his buddies back at the resort. Checking out the 360 lens, he says into the mouthpiece “What’s directly below me?"
The voice calmly replies, "Directly below you is a sea urchin. And based on your current depth, you have roughly three seconds before you realize you forgot to wear fins."

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@triciaot
I snorkel, so this was a great laugh!

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timber2026 | @timber2026 | Sep 30 12:12pm

Old man and old woman sitting on the front porch in their swing. All of a sudden the old woman whacks the old man with her cane. What was that for he asked. That's for 50 years of bad sex. He calms down and pretty soon he whacks her with his cane, knocking her off the porch. What was that for she asked. He said that's for knowing the difference!! Ha!

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samclembeau | @samclembeau | Oct 1 12:48pm

why can't a tyrannosaurus Rex shake hands?

because he is extinct

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Oct 2 9:36am

Why are probiotic bacteria such great coworkers?
Because they're always working hard for the culture!

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donnademps | @donnademps | Oct 2 6:11pm
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Old man and old woman sitting on the front porch in their swing. All of a sudden the old woman whacks the old man with her cane. What was that for he asked. That's for 50 years of bad sex. He calms down and pretty soon he whacks her with his cane, knocking her off the porch. What was that for she asked. He said that's for knowing the difference!! Ha!

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@timber2026
I laughed out loud...

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shmerdloff | @shmerdloff | Oct 3 6:55pm

The new Barbie Divorce Doll. She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Oct 4 6:53am

I recently bought $10 worth of gas at pump #3. It was just enough to get me to pump #4!

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Oct 4 3:50pm

It's important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns. Last time I voted for a real estate agent"...

"The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise."

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daisydays | @daisydays | Oct 5 8:44pm

Why do seagulls fly over the sea ?
If they flew over the bay, they would
be called bagels ! 😃

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rollingf Jan David Fisher | @rollingf | Oct 5 11:47pm
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea ?
If they flew over the bay, they would
be called bagels ! 😃

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@daisydays
Great Pun!

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