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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | 5 days ago

Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | 5 days ago

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | 5 days ago
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Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.

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@triciaot Don't take sides ... Take main courses.

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SusanEllen66 Susan McMichael | @SusanEllen66 | 5 days ago
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Testing a comment

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@pentesta2026mc what?

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Scott R L | @scottrl | 4 days ago
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Testing a comment

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@pentesta2026mc Did the comment pass or fail?

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | 4 days ago

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.

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Rubyslippers | @triciaot | 4 days ago

A thief breaks into a high-end mansion in the middle of the night. He is quietly filling his sack with silverware when he hears a booming voice from the dark say, "Jesus is watching you."
The thief freezes, terrified. He waits a minute, hears nothing more, and goes back to stealing.
A few seconds later, the voice booms again, "Jesus is watching you."
The thief turns on his flashlight and shines it around the room. The beam lands on a parrot sitting in a cage. The thief chuckles with relief and asks, "Did you say that?"
The parrot replies, "Yes, I did."
The thief laughs. "You’re just a bird! What’s your name anyway?"
The parrot says, "Moses."
The thief scoffs, "What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot replies, "The same kind of people who name their 150-pound Rottweiler Jesus."

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janette242 | @janette242 | 4 days ago
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A thief breaks into a high-end mansion in the middle of the night. He is quietly filling his sack with silverware when he hears a booming voice from the dark say, "Jesus is watching you."
The thief freezes, terrified. He waits a minute, hears nothing more, and goes back to stealing.
A few seconds later, the voice booms again, "Jesus is watching you."
The thief turns on his flashlight and shines it around the room. The beam lands on a parrot sitting in a cage. The thief chuckles with relief and asks, "Did you say that?"
The parrot replies, "Yes, I did."
The thief laughs. "You’re just a bird! What’s your name anyway?"
The parrot says, "Moses."
The thief scoffs, "What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot replies, "The same kind of people who name their 150-pound Rottweiler Jesus."

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@triciaot lol love this hope he took heed

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