How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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baa | @baa | Sep 22 2:52pm

In reply to @shmerdloff "@gualkeml1 and secretly congratulate yourself for being able to bend down." + (show)

@shmerdloff
I can bend down. It’s the getting up I struggle with …

shmerdloff | @shmerdloff | Sep 22 4:49pm

In reply to @baa "@shmerdloff I can bend down. It’s the getting up I struggle with …" + (show)

@baa
Sometimes I just stay there and take a little nap.

shmerdloff | @shmerdloff | Sep 22 4:50pm

In reply to @scottrl "One definition of old age: You can't have a conversation without talking about your health. (I..." + (show)

@scottrl
We used to have conversations. Now we have organ recitals.

Scott R L | @scottrl | Sep 22 7:58pm

In reply to @shmerdloff "@scottrl We used to have conversations. Now we have organ recitals." + (show)

@shmerdloff Yes, and unlike the kind of recital that pulls out all the stops, these days it seems there's nothing but the stops.

Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Sep 24 7:19am

A doctor and a mathematician walk into a bar and find a couple of open stools beside a barfly.
The bartender, always enjoying the answers people will say, asks, "So, what's two plus two?"
The doctor says, "In my field, it's approximately four, depending on the dosage."
The mathematician says, "I can prove that it equals four with absolute certainty."
The barfly leans in, lowers his voice, and says, "What do you want it to be?"

annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Sep 24 7:27pm

In reply to @hopeseeker22 "@kamama94 “Tua memoria bona est!” “Vale” is farewell said to one person. If there are more..." + (show)

@hopeseeker22
I know it's been almost a year since folks posted Latin language phrases here, but I can't resist sharing this little poem that my dad recited when I began Latin I:

Latin is a language
Dead as dead can be.
First it killed the Romans
Now it's killing me.

From St. Tommy More HS for Boys, Philadelphia, PA circa 1940
Actually, I enjoyed studying Latin. So did my dad.
Hope you enjoy the ditty!

rollingf Jan David Fisher | @rollingf | Sep 26 1:54am

In reply to @annewoodmayo "@hopeseeker22 I know it's been almost a year since folks posted Latin language phrases here, but..." + (show)

@annewoodmayo
Actually Latin isn't dead. Neither is Greek. We actively use both to describe medicines and science creations--television, telephone, etc.

Rubyslippers | @triciaot | Sep 26 10:40pm

A tourist goes snorkeling for the first time and buys every high-tech gadget in the dive shop—including a wireless Meta VR underwater mask.

He jumps into the ocean, floats out over the reef, and tests out his headset. He hears a beep, followed by a soft female voice saying, "Welcome to the Meta-Snorkel 3000! You are currently floating in ten feet of crystal-clear water. To your left is a blue tang. To your right is a parrotfish."

The guy can’t wait to brag to his buddies back at the resort. Checking out the 360 lens, he says into the mouthpiece “What’s directly below me?"
The voice calmly replies, "Directly below you is a sea urchin. And based on your current depth, you have roughly three seconds before you realize you forgot to wear fins."