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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Jake @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kensiejames | @kensiejames | Mar 9 7:50pm
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@kensiejames OMG!! This is priceless. My dad always said two things about baldness. Grass doesn't grow on busy streets. And the other is that God only made so many perfect heads. On the rest, he put hair. Thank you for making me smile today.

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captboat | @captboat | Mar 15 6:35pm
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After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he.

“I don’t understand,” he complained to God. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.”

“Our policy here in heaven is to reward results,” God explained. “Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?”

“Well,” the minister had to admit, “Some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time.”

“Exactly,” said God, “and when people rode in this man’s taxi, they not only stayed wake, they even prayed.”

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My mother drove a cab in Washington, D.C., for thirty-three years and went to heaven!!!

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captboat | @captboat | Mar 15 6:51pm
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I dated a woman who was bisexual.

She broke up with me because she said I wasn't woman enough to be her man.

(Sadly, this is an almost-true story.)

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After watching my wife give birth to our son I decided “I am not man enough to be a woman!”

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | Mar 21 12:36am

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Mar 21 8:01am

Remember when people had diaries and got mad if someone read them? Now they put everything on line and get mad if people don't.

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samclembeau | @samclembeau | Mar 22 8:30am

Why do basketball players stay home when they are on vacation?
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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 22 1:15pm

Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs because they're Inca hoots.

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zenren14 | @zenren14 | Mar 23 2:35am

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled Milk!

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