How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | 4 days ago

In reply to @covidstinks2023 "This is old but is still funny to me. FedEx and UPS are merging. It will..." + (show)

@covidstinks2023 My sentiments exactly! I would have phrased it a bit differently and used a different "F" word then "Fed" but don't think I'd better do that here. And as for "UPS," I'm thinking less of "Oops" as a substitute and more about "Up" a nether region.

kayraymat | @kayraymat | 4 days ago

In reply to @hopeseeker22 "@jakedduck1 Three priests were assigned to my PHX parish in the ‘60’s. They lived in a..." + (show)

@hopeseeker22
I don't get it???

kayraymat | @kayraymat | 4 days ago

In reply to @kahki "A group of elderly ladies were pulled over on a rural road for going too slow...." + (show)

@kahki
True story:
When we were first married we would each do the Reader's Digest vocabulary quiz while watching t v, but when I stared to win more often,
my husband started to take it while in the bathroom. Needless to say he
reported getting 100 % all the time..... but we stayed married for a
number of years anyway... 🙂

Scott R L | @scottrl | 3 days ago

In reply to @kayraymat "@hopeseeker22 I don't get it???" + (show)

@kayraymat Sister Gertrude was having sex with the priests.

hopeseeker22 | @hopeseeker22 | 3 days ago

In reply to @kayraymat "@hopeseeker22 I don't get it???" + (show)

@kayraymat

Priests always wear Black socks. But these were “holy” just the same. 😂

kayraymat | @kayraymat | 3 days ago

In reply to @scottrl "@kayraymat Sister Gertrude was having sex with the priests." + (show)

@scottrl
I got that part but why would there be holes in the condum.

I know all men of any cloth want more parishoners but didn't think
pregnant nuns would help their image.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | 3 days ago

For the new year I'm doing cross fit. I'll cross my fingers and hope my clothes fit.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | 3 days ago

I call it an elevator but my English friend calls it a lift. I guess we were just raised differently.

Scott R L | @scottrl | 3 days ago

In reply to @kayraymat "@scottrl I got that part but why would there be holes in the condum. I know..." + (show)

@kayraymat Yeah, that part makes no sense.
Being Catholic, I know a lot of Catholic jokes that are better than this one.

kayraymat | @kayraymat | 3 days ago

In reply to @scottrl "@kayraymat Yeah, that part makes no sense. Being Catholic, I know a lot of Catholic jokes..." + (show)

@scottrl
Oh, do tell me one.

My own joke is: when someone asks me if I will ever go back to being Catholic,
I always say that I will think about it when there is a female Pope.......
So I think I am safe since I am 70+ 🙂